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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:42 pm 
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
I believe Tales was referring to the fact that not a great deal of people in Dedivax's age range can speak a second language fluently.

thank you, i don't see how someone could confuse what I was saying, but someone obviously did, ahahaha.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:16 pm 
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>mfw i look in the cupboard for duct tape and find a vibrator instead

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Oh my god that's absolutely hilarious, and disgusting, but hilarious.

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>mfw i look in the cupboard for duct tape and find a vibrator instead


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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but that twenty hasn't been inside of another person

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Buttpouches are very convenient for carrying twenty dollar bills.

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woke up

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So I'm on my laptop, petting my dog who's laying next to me. Glance down at him, what do I see?

Red rocket.

Bad dog.

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That just means he's pop flyin'.

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Too pop flyin', you didn't see the look on his face. Deviancy in dog form.

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Seemed too tmi for the screencaps thread

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Open the door.

Get on the floor.

Everybody do the dinosaur.

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Sorry, I can't have sexual relations with reptiles or new members.

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That's actually what I think of whenever I hear that track.

It's a stupid song.

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Welp, dad just woke up and decided to come out stand in front of me, and talk to me.

He was in his boxers like usual.

Guess who had morning wood?

I hate everything.

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