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Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

I believe you younglings shouldn't bother yourselves with mature matters like this, your brains are being confused by a fog known as The need to have sex with everything that moves!
I would know, I was a teen once

Dedivax · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:24 pm

Tales wrote:

Wow, that's pretty young. Is there a reason why? I can't imagine people losing their viriginity even if if it is legal at that age, I assume they'd wait untill they were 16 or something (or perhaps i'm wrong, and people are brought up differently because they're used to it or something, idk).

People who don't lose their virginity before their 15th birthday get instanly culled by the Roman Imperial Gladiators, that's why

hotb · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:24 pm

if you haven't boned like 50 chicks before you are 13 you are a social disaster

Cafall · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:27 pm

nigga yo sink must be huge

hotb · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:29 pm

nah man nah that would be unsanitary

i have many sinks

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:05 pm

Kamak wrote:

"You know, storage containers are wonderful. They're portable, they're easy to use, they don't let anything in or out, and they don't get people pregnant. Marvelous things."

That's just wonderful

a+

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:08 pm

So my personal coach is hella hot. Like, "If I could fuck one person in the world" kind of hot. So on our bike ride today she wears these shorts that she normally wears that provide panty shots at the right angle. The first half of the ride there was a pretty strong headwind.

so much panties.

Dr. Glocktor · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:11 pm

Biking with a boner is awful

My condolences, dude

Ablu2 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:12 pm

Tales wrote:

oh jeesus I thought he was like 18 or something! especially because he speaks like fluent english so yeah sorry my mistake

If you have to be 18 to speak fluent English, especially if it is your primary language, then I finally dontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:13 pm

Well the best things in life aren't always the easiest.

Vax · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:14 pm

If you're talking about Dedivax then it's not his primary language.

Settle down champ.

Ablu2 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:21 pm

Vaxidd8 wrote:

If you're talking about Dedivax then it's not his primary language.

Settle down champ.

Was this directed at me? I wasn't even mentioning Dedivax, I was referring to the fact that Tales implied only people 18+ use proper English.

Vax · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:28 pm

I believe Tales was referring to the fact that not a great deal of people in Dedivax's age range can speak a second language fluently.

Nefarious Bear · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:31 pm

creakyAccordion wrote:

So my personal coach is hella hot. Like, "If I could fuck one person in the world" kind of hot. So on our bike ride today she wears these shorts that she normally wears that provide panty shots at the right angle. The first half of the ride there was a pretty strong headwind.

so much panties.

creakyAccordian: Master pervert.
And didnt you say you were like 13/14?

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:33 pm

14

And not Italian.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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