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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Why is your dick on your shoulder?

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My dick is on my dick.
You shouldn't scratch it though, it'll only irritate it more.

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Instead you should rub it

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Instead you should rub it


I did that with my dickzit and now it's gone. Magic!
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In an awkward turn of events my parents kinda sorta mentioned in a subtlety way that they don't mind if I have sex, as long as I use condoms
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Well, how old are you? If you're an adult then I don't think they should care really if you have sex or not, aha.

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Well, how old are you? If you're an adult then I don't think they should care really if you have sex or not, aha.

I was just gonna say this. :P

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Well, how old are you? If you're an adult then I don't think they should care really if you have sex or not, aha.


He's 14.

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oh jeesus I thought he was like 18 or something! especially because he speaks like fluent english so yeah sorry my mistake

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How do they subtly mention that?

"Oh my, look at this turkey. I really need to put stuffing in this turkey, but I don't want to touch it directly and wind up with some disease. Good thing I have these disposable gloves to protect my hands, or this would be very bad. Please promise me you'll use gloves if you ever do something like this?"

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Tales wrote:
Well, how old are you? If you're an adult then I don't think they should care really if you have sex or not, aha.


He's 14.

He's Italian. They come out of the womb ready for everything.

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Nefarious Bear wrote:
Tales wrote:
Well, how old are you? If you're an adult then I don't think they should care really if you have sex or not, aha.


He's 14.

He's Italian. They come out of the womb ready for everything.

The age of consent is 14 years here, though there are a few exceptions. One of them being that if the age gap between the two participants is < 3 years then even thirteen years old can pork

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Tales wrote:
Well, how old are you? If you're an adult then I don't think they should care really if you have sex or not, aha.


He's 14.

Woah WHAT

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Wow, that's pretty young. Is there a reason why? I can't imagine people losing their viriginity even if if it is legal at that age, I assume they'd wait untill they were 16 or something (or perhaps i'm wrong, and people are brought up differently because they're used to it or something, idk).

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