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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:38 pm 
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woah my toes are really long

it's kind of gross

also it creeps me out how bald they are compared to my legs

oh uh, woo breasts

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:39 pm 
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I LOVE tiddies! ;.;
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Yeah but I love tiddies ANY size at all, 2D or real
We've noticed, yes.

Don't go overboard with that, yeah? Your avatar and sig are enough. You don't need to share more than that with AZ.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:49 pm 
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woah my toes are really long

it's kind of gross


my friend has a really obese big toe it's horrible (not to sound mean to you, ahahah). I think my second toe may be as long as or slightly longer than my big toe.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:53 pm 
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whenever i see your avatar i want to pull up her dress

realistically they should be falling out of her dress and flopping about

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:59 pm 
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tape can only do so much

her tits are rearing to escape and no one can stop them

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:00 pm 
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Bacon wrote:
whenever i see your avatar i want to pull up her dress

realistically they should be falling out of her dress and flopping about

Here's the thing, despite my love of tiddies, I rarely like to see them without some article of clothing/Limb/hand covering them.
Which is why 2D is sometimes better than real as they can defy physics in such sexy ways as my avatar displays.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:15 pm 
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it could have been drawn mere milliseconds before they flopped out

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:58 pm 
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Honestly, the female body in general is a very beautiful thing, sexually or otherwise.


god yes thank you

there are so many people who need to understand this

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:12 am 
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I've had this strange dark blister-bruise thing on my big toe for a few weeks now. I got it when I went skating and my socks were too thin. At first I thought it would go away after a while, or at least the dark purple-brown color would fade, and I forgot about it.

Well, today I noticed it again and it looked exactly the way it looked all those weeks ago. I poked it and realized that the dark coloring was actually some kind of fluid, probably old blood from all those weeks ago. It was kind of weird.

So anyway, since I'd been walking on it since then the loose skin had gotten a bit thinner, so I picked some of it off in the bath and washed out the blister pocket-thing.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:24 am 
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
woah my toes are really long

it's kind of gross

My second toe is as long as my pinky finger.

I'd rather have that than really short toes though.

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Am I the only one who gnaws on not only their fingernails, but toenails too?
I can't be the only one with this disgusting habit

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I used to do that, having braces kinda ruined it for me later on

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I did that when I was younger but then my toenails and fingernails started getting really tough so I couldn't be bothered anymore.

Yes, I break bad habits with sheer laziness.

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the only nails I chew are my pinkie nails. so I usually just cut them and stuff to prevent that. all my other nails are on fingers I use more soooo...

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I've had this weird itch on my dick right below the right side of my head

why, why is this happening

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