AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's what I was thinking, but then I was worried that they would ban be for asking.

Now they'll ban me for posting in the wrong thread. Catch 22.

Either or is fine, since this guy wants to be friends with benefits. Yeah, he's gotten a taste of the forbidden fruit and liked it and daisies his hormones have taken over and wants more. You just have to be clear cut, up front and persistent. He'll get the message.

Got my period for the first time since September on Saturday morning. Right after I called to make a doctors appointment to get bloodwork to figure out why it stopped again. Also My flow is so damned heavy ;n; I'm up three times per night changing buhhhhh also craaaaamps
had forgotten how much I hated my period

That's what I figure. It just made for a really uncomfortable couple of weeks, you know? And I HATE having to say no to people for like... anything, so just having to flat out reject him makes me feel like a superbitch. I'm trying to be honest and upfront, but I just can't bring myself to be totally blunt with the guy. I have to like phrase things nicely. But thus far after the rejection he's backed off (as far as I know), so that's good...



That's actually normal, apparently. My period will just flat out skip like 2 months in a row, and then it'll be back on track heavier than normal and all will be well. Apparently it's normal for it to be irregular for up to 10 years after your very first one, and can also be altered pretty easily if you eat strangely for a bit or if you like work out for a week or two then stop. Periods are very sensitive... stupid Aunt Flo...

Might not be TMI but thread appropriate, I've had at least 20 people come to me with pregnancy scares this semester. I think there's only one person I'm legitimately worried about.

it's not me trolololo

I hate mondays, because the maid comes and I don't get to fap because of it

The bathroom?

that's what I normally end up doing when she's here

think inside the maid

Give that bitch a dick.

Bitches love dicks.

That's TMI and first world problems all in one predicament, well done sir. Not in a sarcastic way, I find it amusing.

Epic diarrhea struck in the middle of my paper route this morning. The closest gas station was five miles away and I'm not pounding on any of my customers' doors at four in the morning, so guess what I spent ten minutes doing on the side of the road.

What the fuck did I eat?

Fucking sigged.

Now some poor bastard is gonna walk outside to get his paper and see

that

Yeah but I love tiddies ANY size at all, 2D or real