AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. It controls the universe. But you still cant turn on your tv.

I wish for more cotton candy.

Granted. You get DIABEETUS.

I wish I wasn't watching a Land of the Lost marathon.

Granted, but now you are watching a

The Lost World marathon and no, not the Jurassic Park movie.

Granted, but you die.

I wish this page would get deleted so the thread would be win again.

Granted, but the Awkward Zombie forum crashes, making all the threads disappear.

I wish Merlin would make me a Sandwich.

Granted, it's made of rat butts.

I wish a mod would prune this thread/that I knew a Saya.

Granted, but like a weed it all grows back.

I wish I didn't fail on my last wish (of which I forgot to add one).

Granted. You created a time paradox.

I wish my booty was full of sugar.

Granted. But Merlin is going to be the one to put it there.


I wish Merlin was nice.

Granted, but not to you.

I wish everyone's wish could come true. \o/

Granted, but the time paradox causes the wish to be null in 30 seconds.

I wish I could really screw someone like Mikuru. That'd be :awesome:

Granted but you get Filthy 5ths.

I wish that nothing of importance would happen.

Granted. Life becomes DULL.

I wish my life had more :awesome:

Granted you see your neighbors face doing the :awesome: all the time because they are constantly getting laid. And thus your life has more :awesome: but they arent your :awesome: s

I wish that life was extremely exciting.

Granted. Life is turned into Excitebike, Excitetruck, and Excitebots. Too much excitement? Too bad, you burst into flames.

I wish bursting into flames didn't kill me.