AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just make me bulletproof. With all the other stuff that could kill me, it would be worth it to see the looks on their faces when their guns fail.

Hyper Regeneration.

Heal up any injury, wipe out any virus, block any harmful bacteria. Sounds good to me. And if I somehow lose a limb, can just regenerate it. Even the head.

It used to be probability manipulation, which was a type of omnipotence that I would use by upping the probability of certain things.

Then I realized that basic omnipotence was a stupid power. Now it's one of two things: if we're talking like, just having a superpower, it'd definitely be stopping time, because it would be a hyper-useful power. If I had to be a superhero though, it'd definitely be the power to control BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

I'd definitely use it on Nic Cage to see how he would react.

The Avengers are my favourites, except for Antman. Why? Because fuck Hank Pym, thats why.

Also, I'd want invisibility, or magic.

Being able to teleport would be the best.

Mind Control would guarantee a care-free life, so I'd like that.

So I was thinking.

Villains that have the multiplication power copy their clothes as well.

Why don't they just hold a dollar bill or something and just multiply a billion times
They would never need to rob anything, just get rich by manipulating their power.

Inflation.

Not only that
As soon as they unmultiplied, so would the cheddar
otherwise, you'd just have a billion people with one dollar and they'd all be hungry.

I mean, I suppose that technically, you could pseudo rob a bank by making a bunch of the copies, make bank accounts at a bunch of different banks, hand over the cash for deposit, then withdraw it via bank bills that you didn't multiply (multiply tens and fifties, or something, and then ask for the withdrawal in only 20s, just to be certain), then unmultiply after you skip the country.

Although you'd have to hope that all of the bank tellers were unobservant enough to notice that you weren't handing them bills with the same serial numbers, stains and folds.

Control over water or time-manipulation powers.

I just like some versatility.

I've always stayed away from time stuff because if everything except you is stopped then there is no longer any heat anywhere, because heat is molecules in motion. So you just plunged either existence or yourself into absolute zero.

Personally, I don't do time travel because if you alter whatever it is you were trying to alter, the past is changed. As such, the present will be altered so that the thing you altered is not there, and you will not be required to go into the past, unraveling your work and landing you back in square one.

That's easily solved by the alternate timeline theory. You cannot change anything in the timeline you left, but a new one is created when you alter the event. No paradoxes at all. You could even kill your own parents and you'd still exist because your true parents are in Timeline A while the dead ones are Timeline B.

What have I done

Anyway, superpowers. Probably time-based ones, like stopping time but with everything worked out so I don't die in some horrible way when I use it. Or like the ability to create and travel between alternate universes/timelines. Shapeshifting could be fun too. MASTER OF DISGUISE.

Also, Calendar Man and Mr. Freeze, villains of the year all years.

If I could have super powers I would want telekinesis.