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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:52 am 
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Tranquilizer of some sort. Or toys maybe? Not exactly well-versed on the limits of men but something she can do solo might spare you some rubbed-raw flesh.

Naw it's not like it's just about the release, it's more of a closeness kinda thing. I guess I'm not saying she has full blown nymphomania, but she's in the mood for it almost the entirety of the evening. Not all the time though.

So yeah sometimes I'm dickin around on the computer or playin vidja and she suddenly wants to hop my freighter and either I am in the mood and oblige, or I'm like "Get off my dick gurl it's fightan time sheesh"

Not to say I don't also enjoy gettn my freak awn or anythin.

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i cant read those last couple sentences with a straight face when its next to your avatar
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Or maybe she just wants some of Vax's chocolate milk maker, who knows.


Who doesn't want some chocolate?

However, she needs to stop pigging out on it. Leave some for everyone else, goddamn.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Look, just sit Spoony down and tell him you're not always ready to go, I'm sure he'll understand.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Spoony doesn't understand shit. You know he once tried to fix his computer by sticking his dick in the CD-drive?

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I can't lose him Exeres I can't fucking risk it

Oh god he can never see this thread again

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Kamak wrote:
Spoony doesn't understand shit. You know he once tried to fix his computer by sticking his dick in the CD-drive?


Well it did say "Insert Dics."

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There goes your sexlexia again.

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If dyslexia is getting letters mixed up, does sexlexia mean getting holes mixed up?

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Hello I'd like a jand hob

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Do it beelwarrow style.

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Duck my sick

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Do it 96 style.

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That's like

The pose for an artistic nude or something yeah let's do that shit

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i started laughing at sexlexia and i haven't stopped

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