AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Tue Aug 19, 2025 11:41 pm

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Tomfoolery » General Shenanigans

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 1101 of 1417
  [ 21251 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1098, 1099, 1100, 1101, 1102, 1103, 1104 ... 1417  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Syobon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:39 pm 
Offline
+4 to defense
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am
Posts: 15027
Man guys, if you ever visit Belgium, stay the fuck away from Maes beer.

It does unspeakable things to your stomach.
Top
 Profile  
 
The Idiotic Oracle
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:51 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:42 am
Posts: 6845
Location: satans buttcrack
i want it in my pooper

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
DarkSurfer
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:02 pm 
Offline
Ordo Hereticus
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:03 am
Posts: 11856
Location: Dept. of Shadowy Arts and Crafts
okay.jpg

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Superior Bacon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:03 pm 
Offline
Most Important Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:57 am
Posts: 16573
Location: alcoholism, oregon
the beer?

_________________
Quote:
[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

Image

Top
 Profile  
 
DarkSurfer
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:06 pm 
Offline
Ordo Hereticus
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:03 am
Posts: 11856
Location: Dept. of Shadowy Arts and Crafts
i think she means me

yes i set off her rockets

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
hotb
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:20 pm 
Offline
lord shitpost
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:51 am
Posts: 13054
Location: C:\Mappen
i'm not following the beer thing at all

_________________
100% Medically Accurate
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
DarkSurfer
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:39 pm 
Offline
Ordo Hereticus
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:03 am
Posts: 11856
Location: Dept. of Shadowy Arts and Crafts
i've still got oracle and butt stuff in my mind i don't know whats going on with beer

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Dan de Board
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:23 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:16 pm
Posts: 1580
Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba
Welp after reading that buttsex article I think I'm going to leave my girlfriends anus alone.

Not the cheeks, gods daisies not the cheeks.

Spoiler'd because buttsex.

_________________
Twitter|Cosplay Tumblr|General Tumblr|dA|Youtube

Top
 Profile  
 
Mr. Mander
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:03 pm 
Offline
how much is a score
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:12 am
Posts: 9905
Location: Not France
I have this pimple on the back of my neck. It's pretty swollen. Shows up every couple weeks or so, nothing special.

Today I pop it and absolutely ludicrous amounts of pus just start FLOWING out. It's like a fountain in my head and oh my god its green and disgusting and everything is terrible

Worst part is its still there

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Zang
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:05 pm 
Offline
scrambly wamblies
User avatar

Joined: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:51 pm
Posts: 3044
Location: someone livestream before I lose it.
Mr. Mander wrote:
I have this pimple on the back of my neck. It's pretty swollen. Shows up every couple weeks or so, nothing special.

Today I pop it and absolutely ludicrous amounts of pus just start FLOWING out. It's like a fountain in my head and oh my god its green and disgusting and everything is terrible

Worst part is its still there



...green? I didn't even know green could come from a pimple.

_________________
i-it's not like i want you to see my tumblr, or anything| Also I have a twitter hopey shit

Top
 Profile  
 
Superior Bacon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:42 pm 
Offline
Most Important Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:57 am
Posts: 16573
Location: alcoholism, oregon
pus can be green

_________________
Quote:
[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:39 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
I can't stop farting and it smells absolutely terrible.
Aaaaaargh

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage

Top
 Profile  
 
Cori
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:42 am 
Offline
jackie chan jackie chan jackie chan jackie chan jackie chan
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:45 pm
Posts: 8249
Location: hella
My acne has made a stunning comeback on my temples. I suspect the culprit might be my cold-weather hat...it makes me forehead feel really oily after a few hours.

_________________
Image
Quote:
[8:18:42 AM] Joh Terraem: Cori, I've always found your encyclopedic knowledge of dicks to be quite charming and repulsive at the same time

Top
 Profile  
 
Chekt
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:48 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:47 am
Posts: 5107
Location: Fuck the pain away
Bacon grease

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Shad
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:03 pm 
Offline
being a gentleman is my jojob
User avatar

Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm
Posts: 15289
Why is Abel from SF4 so sexy

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 1101 of 1417
  [ 21251 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1098, 1099, 1100, 1101, 1102, 1103, 1104 ... 1417  Next

Board index » Tomfoolery » General Shenanigans

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 7 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group