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rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

Akio wrote:

You're not worthy to post in this thread until you've read through the entire 301 pages of posts.
Every... single... one.

Also you need to give a tip for buying brain bleach

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:12 pm

rambage wrote:

Akio wrote:

You're not worthy to post in this thread until you've read through the entire 301 pages of posts.
Every... single... one.

Also you need to give a tip for buying brain bleach

-I've been in this thread since the begining, and I've read every single page in full. I havn't watched all the youtubes, but otherwise I've seen all this thread has to offer so far

-It really helps if you don't think about some of the squick too much. I have had a couple of wierd dreams with Chris in them, but thankfully the were just wierd [like, not gross or anything] The one I can remember better is I'm in a random house and Chris is hiding behind some PANK plastic shelves of a little girl's room. And I could almost imagine his BO and other mess smell, which was somewhat disturbing =_=

It also helps that I live in the safety of England, an ocean away from the land mass where Chris resides~

Akio · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:05 pm

I'm only about eight or nine hours away from Chris, dasies.
Oh, and I would give tips for buying brain bleach but... I don't even know where to get it myself. ;-;

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:32 pm

You poor, poor soul. -pats- Well at least you always have us.

somepartsareme · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:40 pm

ah shit i have to say something witty and original in the zap to the extreme thread uh uh

I NEED BRAIN BLEACH

MBee · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:04 pm

Why does Chris have to keep reminding me that we live in the same state. And only a half an hour from each other.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Oh also there's a lot of crap that happened between the moment Chris finished Sonichu 8 and the first time anyone saw signs of Sonichu 9(though Chris likely had the idea in his head at some point during Funerary 2009). I'll give you the highlight reel.

Gay 4 Sonichu: Chris became convinced that Sonichu had a huge homosexual following. He is also convinced that there was a Sonichu balloon at a gay pride parade, and that too many people are writing their college thesis about the homoerotic undertones of Sonichu.

Nintendo Saga: Chris thought that Nintendo was actually eager to work with him on a Sonichu game.

Sarah May: Brief fling in between Panda and Julie. Eventually managed to steal Chris's Yahoo account and forced him to draw rule 34. Chris was eventually forced to draw dickgirl porn.

PandaHalo: Australian admin of a fake Sonichu fan forum. Found out way too much about what Chris thinks about sex. Eventually "had her virginity stolen via force" by Clyde Cash, the vengeful brother of the devout and totally-not-fake Ryan Cash who killed himself when Chris threatened to stop making comics. When Panda stopped talking to him for a while, Chris heard about the early 2009 brushfires in South Australia and assumed that Panda had burned to death. Chris knew where she claimed to live, and it was nowhere near the afflicted area.

Julie: 12 hours after "hearing of Panda's death", Chris moved on and fell in love with a girl he'd met over a voice chat earlier in the month. Except the girl was actually the 13 year old Bluespike, and a month of hilarity ensued.

Oh, and Chris had two of his websites hacked during this period.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:55 pm

Wow he is not good at account security at all. Not surprising really, but still.

Boj · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:55 am

I'm glad I have the Atlantic ocean between me and Chris

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

Thank you, Atlantic Ocean, for protecting us from chris!

Boj · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:17 pm

If only i were in Australia. Then i'd have an entire planet between us

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:46 am

Someone asked who Sonichu was on dA.

My responce:

I wrote:

Hoo boy.

Well, to sum it up briefly, Sonichu is the craptacular bastard offspring of Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. The 'creator' thinks this is 100% original and thinks he owns the copyright for a Sonic recolour with electric powers.

And there's more.

The are a literal ton of other 'Sonichus', including "Rosechu", who is Amy Rose with a raichu tail and 100% more sluttyness, and Knuckles and a Shadow rip off, and many, many more. All of them are in the same build as Sonic, but have different colours/abilities and stuff. Also all the females have the same paper thin personality.

But wait, there's even more!

The creator himself has made a self-insert character who is a god-mode Gary Stu and over time the whole 'Sonichu' storyline has become about the creator's personal problems in life and against troll, who he portrays as immoral, evil beings and are always bad guys. Keep in mind that for ages, the main villans were his collage dean, who destroyed a crappy homemade sign where the creator asks for a girlfriend (she thought he was asking for sex, reasonably) and she suspended him for a while and a personification of his Graduation, which he was so deeply butthurt about because he didn't get due praise for his wonderful<sup>*</sup> artistic skills.

* He draws worse than a five year old. Worse than a blind monkey. Worse than if someone taped a crayon to a washing macine and held a piece of paper up to it.

There's still a whole load of crap about this, but it's easier to just tell you what I have done. There's always the CWCki if you want more about the creator, but if you value your sanity, you might not want to.

:iconsonichuplz: And no, that plz drawing wasn't by him.

http://sonichuplz.deviantart.com/ Is the sonichu plz account.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Oh fucking wow. I wish I could say the bug thing surprised me.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Rocky_Shoemaker_call

Killer7Con · **Joined:** Sun May 01, 2011 4:27 pm **Posts:** 2

Hey, everyone. I've just gone and read the entire thread from the beginning, so I'm pretty up to date on all of this strangeness. I've got a question, though.

Is this "Doctor Perron" guy a new troll, or somebody we know? He doesn't have his own article on the CWCki.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

He's not a new troll at all. He's just some random guy who impersonated a doctor so that Rocky would speak to him about the case.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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