AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but you get that song stuck in your head for ther rest of your short life.

I wish people don't always try to kill me while I play on BLU.

I wish I could concentrate on enjoying a work instead of thinking sexual thoughts regarding it.
Stop turning me gay Koizumi.

Granted, but you forgot to ruin duhrdotcom's wish, sucessfully ruining the combo. Also, you get fired.


I wish the goddamn tech guys that fix my PC would stop goddamn reformating it because I merge the two partitions seriously what the fuck is your problem.

Granted.

But they turned it into a Mac

I wish for more potatoes

over 32 seconds on MS paint



I wish the next person posting would have brown eyes.

Granted. You find out it uses Uranium. You're all out. It seems your cat has cancer too.

I wish that anti-depressants didn't cause memory loss.

Granted, now they are supositories.


I wish someone to wish a wish for me.



EDIT: that's not fair you had to wish for me to explode

Granted. You explode.

I wish my foot would stop hurting.

Granted. Now your hand hurts instead. <3


I wish for LESS potatoes! DDDD:

Granted. You just created the next Irish potato famine.

I wish more people would comment on my art in deviantart.

Granted. But they're all so negative, you are driven into a severe depression with suicidal thoughts.


I wish i didn't have to do Short Story reports.

Granted. You now have to do long story reports.

I wish I could have gone to Washington with the rest of my class...

Granted, but it turns out that they all get taken hostage. You could have avoided this by not going.

I wish I wouldn't get distracted so easily.

Granted. You are now concentrating so hard on one thing that you can never do anything else ever again. Ever.

I wish my skill level in TF2 was more consistent.

Granted your now consistently average at TF2.

I wish that I could reset my life on Easy difficulty.