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BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:57 am

I've sent Tales all the interview questions.

Lordy · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:37 am

And now we wait.

until my interview

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:24 pm

BurntToShreds Interviews:
Tales

So, first off, are you a guy or a girl?
I'm a guy!

Is there any back story behind your username? Were you a big fan of the Tales games?
Um the what now? Aha, well um yes there is kind of an embarrassing back story to my name. When I was much younger I used to play Maplestory and I started to read this fanfic, anyways the cool crossbowman was called Tales Rysdale so I named my Maplestory character after him. A few years later I sign up for AZ and I don't know what to use for a username, so even though I no longer played I just shortened the name and kept it.

What is your plan for the zombie apocalypse? What are you going to do, where are you going to go?
Um, well first of all it'd be pretty nice for England to have a zombie infestation (as weird as that sounds) because mostly in all block buster films they're situated in America, and it'd be cool to see how we'd deal with it. I've actually read a book series on a Brit zombie thing and it's pretty interesting, the kids try and live in Buckingham Palace and grow crops in Hyde Park and stuff. I'd probably try and gather my friends and weapons (like, a hockey stick) and head to the local park or fields.

Are you actually a zombie right now?
Nope.

They say that there is a 45% chance that someone you know is actually a ham sandwich in disguise. Have you noticed any strange behavior from friends or family lately?
Er, well i've found my friends high pitched laugh really annoying lately and one of my other friends is annoying me too so maybe a) they're annoying or b) i'm turning into some kind of angry sandwich.

Is there any reason that I should not suspect you of being a ham sandwich?
I taste better than one (god that sounds terrible).

Finally, if you could have one Internet-related wish granted, what would it be?
Hmm, originally I was going to say ban all meme/chuck norris etc jokes, but I think I'd like to ban all scene/kawaii kids off the internet for good.

Up next: Accordion

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:28 am

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:30 am

But the Scene/Kawaii is the life blood of the interweb.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:31 am

*WARNING*
I am not your teacher. There are such things as stupid questions.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:28 pm

Omnithea, I'm trying to be creative here, don't be a jerk. I don't want to end up with copy paste questions for everyone.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:00 pm

BurntToShreds wrote:

Omnithea, don't be a jerk.

*blood trickles from ears/nostrils/eyes, room warps slightly, temperature increases ten degrees in immediate vicinity*
I...
will...
try...gghhdhd...

somepartsareme · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:59 pm

plus i'm pretty sure that the silly questions are the only reason people read 99% of these interviews

Omnithea · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:01 pm

Some of us are here to learn.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

learn what, most of us are pretty alike

Omnithea · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:36 pm

Your weaknesses. Weak points don't glow over the internet.

Guyperson · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:38 pm

It's not like you could hit them over the internet anyway, you need the item found only in our dungeon.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:43 pm

Preparation is the key to victory. I'm just waiting for gas prices to go down. Or find conveyance that runs on comic ideas.

Shoolis · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:51 pm

wtf is going on

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