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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I hate it when it gets cold outside, because in our house the bathrooms usually have windows (closed but still) that heat escapes from, so then the toilet seats are cold.

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What do you mean dry hump?

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So Sailor Moon has been hinting at a blowjob, but she has braces. Does it really affect it all that much or is it like a cheese grater?

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your dick will look like sliced beetroot

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Depends if it's just braces on her teeth of if she has stuff on the palate- how old are you.

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Just teeth. Also 16.

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I don't think it should matter - you don't really use your teeth at all and if she does it'll just be the backs/edges, so I don't think there's anything really to worry about unless she's just AWFUL at it. Which really it takes a lot of talent and/or wtf to snag a dick in your braces.

Now facebattling with braces I hear is another story. I've had braces before but nobody wanted to facebattle me til after I got them off :'c

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Just don't try using the Tootsie Roll Pop analogy unless you want to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center.

Three and then bite.

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Technically the answer is 7691, I counted once

Also I'm not going to make any innuendoes or comments about your situation because you're technically below the age of consent in America. I don't know where you live and what the legal age is there so carry on.

(Ps I am wearing a "How many licks does it take" shirt right now, oh irony.)

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I dunno guys, I've heard questionably reliable stories about people that have visited the dentist just to have an errant pubic hair pulled from their braces. I'm not sure how that would happen though.

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Well assuming the person in question is able to go deep throatin' (and the person receiving doesn't shave), the teeth would get near that area. Has happened before.

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Apparently the age of consent in Montana is 16, so it works for me.

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unless she has braces on the back of her teeth, youll be fine

its not like shell be rubbing your dick on her teeth

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It'll be fine, have fun. Also braces are hella cute.

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i had a really awkward dream last night where i had a foursome with my ex-girlfriend, her roommate, and the roommate's ex-girlfriend

even in my dream i realized it was awkward and left before anyone woke up

why cant i ever have good sex dreams

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