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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:06 pm 
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I think it becomes harder to do something like that the longer you are sexually active. Kinda like desensitizing yourself. Gets to the point where I think it takes more and more lucid imagery to make it happen, or something

Iunno I'm not a sexologist leave me alone git off my lawn

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My period was sneaky, It sort of spotted for a hour and then the next day I was fine. Then as soon as I get home BOOM BLOOD EVERYWHERE ALL THE PAIN.

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My farts smell terrible.
Febreeze does nothing.

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That's because it's meant for fabrics, not your butt.

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It should work either way!

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It should work either way!


Nope. Febreeze is not an aerosol, it binds to fabric to remove odors there.

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Obviously he's not actually using Febreze, just some random aerosol room deodorant thing.

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daisies, if only my booty was covered in fur...

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You mean it isn't already?

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Are you one of those weird Canadian wolves that shave their asses?

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I have random bald spots on my legs. It's kinda weird.
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I get those sometimes, it's weird. I've also woken up, and aparently, some of my leg hair is burned off. It feels like it's been burned and it's alot shorter than it was.
I'm not sure whhy how or when this happens.

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I hate it when demons dry hump my legs while I sleep.

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