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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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I recently wanked for the first time.

I'd figured it would be a nice sensation, but holy crap. I feel like I've been missing out now.

Also, I dunno if I just have a well trained dick but I basically just think "Okay boner time" and up it goes. Anytime I have trouble I just use my imagination for a few seconds and that suffices. Cuts out having to hunt down any material to use (which probably wouldn't work since I don't find porn very attractive anyway). Is that normal though, or do I have some advanced level of dick control?

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Is that normal though, or do I have some advanced level of dick control?

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Dude man Nancy that's awesome let's compare boners some time yeah

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Shouldn't this thread be in the video games section? I mean the ToManyItems mod is great bu- Oh...

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Dude man Nancy that's awesome let's compare boners some time yeah

I'm already uploading screenshots from 10 different angles. Watch this space.

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I really need to stop fapping in this chair. My booty gets all sweaty and makes a mess of it.

Also when I'm fapping why is the only part of me that sweats is my booty?

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Nancymaker wrote:
I recently wanked for the first time.

I'd figured it would be a nice sensation, but holy crap. I feel like I've been missing out now.

Also, I dunno if I just have a well trained dick but I basically just think "Okay boner time" and up it goes. Anytime I have trouble I just use my imagination for a few seconds and that suffices. Cuts out having to hunt down any material to use (which probably wouldn't work since I don't find porn very attractive anyway). Is that normal though, or do I have some advanced level of dick control?

I'm having pretty much the same reaction as when OA went through the same thing.

"Aww, he's learning that fapping is awesome, how cute"

Also it's not unusual to be able to get it up with imagination, even just imagining having a boner.

(p.s. I have no idea why I put everything in spoilers but it feels a bit more comfortable no matter the topic)

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