AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I remember someone once saying going to the bathroom with a boner was really painful?

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man if people wanna jack it to pee, they can go ahead, i dont care

but people here are apparentally?? worried about this

i think watersports is a kind of common fetish anyway

It's never been painful for me when I'm in those situations.

I get a half boner when I pee sometimes, usually only after I hold it in for an ungodly amount of time(Which I assure you isn't my choice) And get to finally go.

No, just difficult to angle.

Wait... I thought you were a guy! I've been gone so long I've forgot everyone's genders again.

Full bladder presses against prostate I think.

Oh, huh
I figured it was more of a thing that evolved, like "Oh shit I need to hold this pee in, how about I get a boner to block that"

In retrospect that would be a pretty shitty mechanism

I get no pleasure from holding it in. But peeing after holding it in for a long time is very nice.

I would get an erection during class back in high school on purpose to prevent myself from needing to pee.
The anatomy of your body is supposed to switch tracks and make it so you can pee or ejaculate. So switching on
to the other stopped me from needing to pee until class was done.

it feels like my genitals are being stabbed, like it usually does on my period, but there is no blood

body why are you fucking with me this is not cool

Teehee just cause

Home alone

almost forgot to fap. That was a close one.

Clyve poops dildos.

How's that?

My bike's saddle isn't comfortable at all and it always somehow makes my balls stick to my taint. Urgh!

Oh my god that reminds me, when I went to ride my bike the seat was way to small.
My anus hurt for a few days after I rode it.