AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but you die.

I wish there was no school for the rest of the school year.

Granted. You now have to get a job. a sucky one.

I wish KT wasn't such a pervert.

Granted but then no one comes by anymore and this site shuts down

I wish that I was DUCKMAN!

I don't think she means that KT.

Granted, but you discover your weakness for shotguns a little too late.

I wish I was eating dinner right now. I'm hungry.

Granted. Its left-overs from a month ago.

I wish for happiness.

Granted, but they have holes in them.


I wish my parents would stop watching American Idol.

Granted. They now like Big Brother.
We've captured the enemies' Page!

I wish someone would ruin this wish.

Granted. The wish is now a quantum wish, being both completely ruined and fulfilled perfectly at the same time.

I wish I had more Lego.

Granted. but your mom steps on them and breaks them.

I wish for a fork.

Granted a tall muscular man named Bill approaches you from..oh wait you said FORK.. oh well then it appears in your head.

I wish that the sun would go super nova.

Granted. It's not our sun.

I wish I knew how to write a proper works cited page.

Granted. The works you cite suck.

I wish Dokuro-chan would stop beating my head in when I think about the forum members.

Granted, but s/he starts beating you in more painful parts.

I wish to

Granted, but Dokuro-chan finds out you're a pedophile.


I wish I could get some good bread around here.

Granted but you have to wait in a mile long line.

I wish it was the end of the world as we know it.