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Superior Bacon
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aw shit dude, you okay? D:

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I just saw a picture of facebook of someone hanging from something using his testicles.

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Can't you just double up?


I've always thought that was how everyone did it. Take strip, fold them up, wipe. Repeat as needed.

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My toenails grow at an angle so they stab the next toe. But I don't like cutting them because they're tough as steel and the shapnel is fucking deadly. (No joke, I got a bit in my eye once and couldn't get it out til the next day.)

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You know those dreams where you wake up thinking "What the FUCK, subconscious?" ?

I had one of those last night. It was pretty perverted.

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Im a man who lives his dreams


I would rather not live in a world where there is a hero named Captain Asscandy.

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Sounds distressingly erotic

So I guess the question is why are you having dreams about gay superhero rapists?
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Haha stop fucking with us man that's normal right

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TheOtherMC wrote:
Sounds distressingly erotic

So I guess the question is why are you having dreams about gay superhero rapists?


QUOTING FROM THE WEIRD DREAMS THREAD, PRESENTING

Madican wrote:
For some reason this dream made me sleep until 11 AM despite not being very good. It was about how there were superheroes, but they all sucked. No one was a supervillain because their powers sucked in all aspects of life.

For example, one person was Captain Asscandy. His power was swallowing candy whole and firing them from his booty. When a man is squatting on the edge of a roof and sniping robbers with booty-blasted Whoppers then you know he gives zero fucks about things like dignity.


MY SCREWED UP IMAGINATION.

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Anyone else have a pubescent wetdream involving gay sex with their best friend then crying about it for an entire weekend because of fear of going to hell?
or is that just my mormon raised booty?
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Your Mormon backside is totally going to go down into the pits of the deepest darkest trenches.
(seriously it's fine, gay/bisexual thoughts are part of hormones anyway)

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dreams are dreams

i've had some bizarre sex dreams where i've woken up and been like "wtf that person"

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Bacon wrote:
dreams are dreams

i've had some bizarre sex dreams where i've woken up and been like "wtf that person"


And I didnt even judge you for them. If anything I was flattered
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