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 Post subject: Re: General discussion about animals because they're bros
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:24 am 
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am i too late to make an octopussy joke

anyways, i legit cant figure out why people like snakes.

but i'm also deathly afraid of them.

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 Post subject: Re: General discussion about animals because they're bros
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:15 am 
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My snake is a little sweetheart.

I think I scared her a few days ago - I let her out of her vivarium so I could tidy it up a little, but when I went to pick her up again she suddenly decided I was a threat and tried to bolt.

I had to stop her from getting away to somewhere I would've had difficulty getting to her safely, but it took me a little while to calm her down by gently petting her. Her tail was also quivering nervously which isn't something I've seen her do before - I guess it's an indicator of her being scared.

Sometimes she freaks out like that - I think it's to do with unfamiliar smells I might have on my hands (I should probably be more careful about that), the room might have been a little too cold for her as well.

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 Post subject: Re: General discussion about animals because they're bros
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But chopstix.. snakes are so adorable. ;n; How can you not love their little flicky tongues and coily chilly bodies. especially when whey wined around your fingers (if they're small enough!) to keep warm.

they're just so god damned adorable.

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 Post subject: Re: General discussion about animals because they're bros
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Horned lizards are the best reptiles because they can fire blood from their eyes. That is badass.

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 Post subject: Re: General discussion about animals because they're bros
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Here's a little snippet from National Geographic about how snails reproduce. Long story short, they actually shoot love arrows at each other.

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The hermaphroditic snails have both male and female characteristics, but do not self-fertilize. Courtship, which could take anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours, consists of circling one another to get in the best position to shoot a love dart but not be shot.

"Love is coming down to war in a way," said Ronald Chase, a biologist at McGill University in Montreal. "Sexual conflict plays out, even though both members of the mating pair are hermaphrodites."

Once the love darts are fired—and about one-third of the time they miss—the snails transfer sperm to one another in a separate process that lasts as long as six hours. What's the point of the love dart if hitting or missing makes no difference to whether the pair copulates?

The mucus covering the dart causes part of the recipient's female reproductive tract to contract, resulting in a significant increase in the amount of sperm stored. Successful dart shooters father more babies than do snails that miss with their darts.

"Successful dart shooting seems to only benefit the dart shooter, not the recipient," Chase said. "It causes damage"—although Chase has seen snails shot through the brain and still live—"it hurts, and it increases the number of babies the shooter is going to get."

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 Post subject: Re: General discussion about animals because they're bros
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But yeah I'm pretty sure dogs have knots so the female can't get away, just like how cats have spines for the same reason.


Wrongo!

The main reason male cats have spines is to stimulate the queen to ovulate, because, unlike people and dogs, cats only ovulate when they need to, instead of on a cycle.

The more you know!

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 Post subject: Re: General discussion about animals because they're bros
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Animals are vicious mean motherfuckers. Fuck all that "man is the greatest evil BS". At least we do something other than eat fuck and shit.


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Hey, they do too!
They rape and kill.

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Crispy wrote:
But chopstix.. snakes are so adorable. ;n; How can you not love their little flicky tongues and coily chilly bodies. especially when whey wined around your fingers (if they're small enough!) to keep warm.

they're just so god damned adorable.


I just can't. Probably because I was scared shitless by my father when he said a snake almost killed mom when i was little. And he hung the same snake skin in my house so, forgive me but, I'm going to remain in fear of them.

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I'm the same way about spiders. I'm not afraid of them hurting me, but something about them just triggers my primal fear instincts. Some of them I have no problem with looking at, but others if I so much as see a picture I freak out. It's usually the way they move that sets me off when I see them in real life.

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 Post subject: Re: General discussion about animals because they're bros
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The only animal I really fear is probably parasitic worms.

Which is substantially more realistic.

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 Post subject: Re: General discussion about animals because they're bros
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I have a friend who's deathly afraid of grasshoppers. I think his dad surprised him with one when he was little or something?

I dunno

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Big dogs scare me shitless. I have to psyche myself up when I see one just so I won't run off screaming.

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Everytime I see a dog, I'm like "Ohh shit it's gonna attack, better free my hands and set my mp3 to the kill bill fight theme, I'm seriously gonna kick the crap out of it if it actually bites" I don't kick dogs. If it wants shit, I'll give it shit.

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