AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i can't decide if it's better or worse than the pterodactyl orgy

'Tis the season to be horny.

fa la la la la la la la HNNNNG

So my entire floor received notices not to masturbate in the showers because the drains can't handle the semen.

Come on guys, seriously? Grow up.

Is your plumbing a century old or what.

It wouldn't surprise me.

Everything else in this dorm seems to be ancient.

I'm never going to forget my shower shoes again.

Well.....at least someone can't catch you in a shower...No, that's still just wrong.

Still, that's fucking gross. Suite set-up ftw, being a girl also helps.

I have this thing- it's not like.. a bump or scratch or mark... it's like... a kinda darkish red... indent? and its been there for like a year- no irritation or itching, seems purely... cosmetic (if I'm using that word correctly). any ideas? Unless I've got a Tyler Durden thing and when I think i';m sleeping i'm actually a herion addicted sex fiend, i can say with certainty it's not an std!

Darkish red indent....ringworm?

Does it look like this or this? Both are ringworm.

The dark outline seems important, and they aren't really circular- actually kinda line-y. y'know, like rectangular? Weird right?

Hmm, it could just be scarring from...something.

that sounds... closer- and would sort of explain why it seemed to come suddenly- but it still seems off. Like- I don't recall any sort of pain now or ever before associated with it.

whats the point where you see a doctor about this? I mean, if it doesn't seem to have to do with my health or immediate well-being.

Did you sleep emo yourself? I've hurt myself in my sleep, cut and bruises and whatnot. No pain in the morning, it's just there.

Hm, like I said, I don't remember waking up in much pain. Besides slightly too big to me minor scarring... I think. Also if it was scarring wouldn't it have faded just a bit after... I think about a year and a half? that's the part that worries me more.

Also those letters saying that semen is clogging drains is probably a practical joke by someone who got paper with the school heading on it. I say this because they pulled that one in a couple dorms in my school.

Sorry dude you're prolly dying