AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I am

goddamn tired

of being the only guy in the room wearing a tie

I wear ties to school almost every day

Come be in rooms with me

but your rooms often have bars

All the better my friend.

Man I should open up a gentleman's club one of these days.

it's not fashionable to wear a tie over a graphic t-shirt :(

So buy a real shirt you douche

they are probably cheaper than hilarious internet t shirts these days

Not only are you doing this, but you're hiring me as a specialised immigrant worked and I will never ever leave

Ties came from ropes or something barbaric tribes wore to show their prowess.

Truefax.

I don't have any though.

Yeah, there's a lot of bullshit stories around about ties

mostly they're to hide the buttons, which is less exciting I guess

Spoony you know what youuuuuuuuuuuuuu get to do?

WASH THE DISHES YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Man like

you have no idea

no idea



Like that but with soap and dirty pans

Have a really shitty webcam quality picture of me in my fitted shirt that I found at the thrift store for $2 today! Sleeves are slightly short but it suits my body type to accent my shoulders.

Wearing this every day for the rest of my life.

Hey guys



I'm John

yo I am looking to get a watch so some suggestions would be nice

I'd like one with a leather strap and not too bulky since my wrists are tiny and I'd rather not emphasize that

I have a dapper coat that i wear every opportunity I get.