1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:08 pm

It's a whole horrible genre.

Superior Bacon · **Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:08 pm

it's the only porn i've had the misfortunate to see where they flashed on the screen multiple times that "these are actors, this not actually rape" or somesuch like that

if someone says "hey watch this it's really awful" ... dont watch it

YCobb · **Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:03 pm

Valbrandur wrote:

Bacon wrote:

you cant get crabs from a toilet seat

you cannot get stds from a toilet seat

Oh, crabs doesn't spread that way? That makes me wonder from where I got that impression.

Anyway, the only problem left would be if it is sanitary or not then.

Wait what if I rub my dick all over the seat?

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:57 pm

Man I've watched all kinds of crazy fucking porn, I've got horror stories like you wouldn't believe

Shoolis · **Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:33 pm

Oh God I shouldn't have had a meatball sub today and then 3 cheeseburgers

I need Sprite aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

betrippin · **Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:36 pm

I don't like porn where it's just sex going on through it

as weird as it may sound, I prefer if porn has a "story" so to speak.

I don't mean the "Here's your pizza, you can pay me in blowjobs" type story

I mean like, the things start out doing something not sexy, then it slowly escalates into sex, or they sprinkle in sexy things throughout the video, I need some waylay, I don't want to jizz 5 minutes in

Superior Bacon · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:10 am

bald, ugly, obese women is... pretty specific. how bizarre.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:11 am

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Snark · **Joined:** Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:04 am **Posts:** 844

There's an In Living Color porno spoof. that's a thing that exists.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:39 am

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit after reading that.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:25 am

Clyve, your super detailed descriptions are awesome.
And for some reason i'd like some cookies now.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:13 am

I ate a roll of cookie dough earlier, I couldn't respond then because I was too busy sobbing and throwing up.

Chekt · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:39 pm

Clyve wrote:

Okay, so there's this dude and I guess he was like a baker or something cause he had a shitload of cookie dough. And then there was this morbidly obese bald woman, whose jowls flapped like flabby butterfly wings as she crooned terms of endearment to her 'cookie dough man'. Her massive thighs jiggled as she got down on her knees and crawled towards the guy, her corpulent form a lumpy mass of pale, fatty flesh for the camera to cast its unfeeling eye upon. The guy dropped his pants and smiled down at her with a ribald sort of sweetness. She smiled back up at him, a crooked smile, but still tender. Feeling particularly magnanimous towards his lover, the baker-dude said, "I've got something for you." Reaching into the bowl of cookie dough, he pulled out a massive hunk and wrapped it around his wang. "You like that?" "YESSS, COOKIE DOUGH MAN!!" drooled the woman enthusiastically, already knowing what was to come.

im hard

Clyve wrote:

They also showed a clip from a porn movie about a Bigfoot going around and having sex with random hot camper chicks and that was...

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videol ... 6-the-geek
This movie?

[Insert Fail] · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:42 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:

I gotta wonder, has anyone actually seen Ron Jeremy do porn?

I don't think I could stand to see anything recent of his, and in terms of his old work I'd probably end up laughing too much due to the general nature of 70s/80s porn.

TheOtherMC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:18 pm

Sideburns

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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