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Blitz Walrus
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Don't mind urinals, but toilets 'nother matter altogether.

Saw something like this in a toilet once on a road trip. Warning Spiders!

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Just another thing to worry about while I poop.

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Syobon wrote:
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But Uric Acid is in there if I remember right.


Which doesn't actually do anything. If urine was acidic enough to do damage to solid things, it would do even worse to your fleshy insides.


That's kind of a bad argument since your stomach acid is near pH 1. Wikipedia says "The pH of urine is close to neutral (7) but can normally vary between 4.6 and 8." .


But the stomach has a mucus lining that prevents the acid from eating away at it. The bladder does not.

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Bacon wrote:
you cant get crabs from a toilet seat

you cannot get stds from a toilet seat


Oh, crabs doesn't spread that way? That makes me wonder from where I got that impression.

Anyway, the only problem left would be if it is sanitary or not then.
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Madican wrote:
But the stomach has a mucus lining that prevents the acid from eating away at it. The bladder does not.


Of course, but you didn't specify that. And urine can be acid enough to permanently stain stuff, I can guarantee that.
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ok ffs i regret posting that picture now

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my first thought was that the stalls looked like they were made of meat

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Any kind of granite or marble used in architecture is coated and sealed, so I'm pretty sure the urinals are safe from any eroding that may occur

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Did you guys know that female Hyenas' clitorises are massive pseudopenises? They can pump them full of blood to look bigger and more intimidating.

It makes childbirth incredibly painful for them.

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Yeah I heard of that.
I thought that was absolutely hilarious, but also really gross.

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>browsing porn site #435
>look up top rated milf videos
>lisa ann
>lisa ann
>lisa ann

>watching a porn scene with a girl in a uniform, wearing glasses
>yesss
>she takes offs all off her glasses and all of her clothes
>it turns into another boner-killing stereotypic american scene like every other video on every site

eat shit, porn industry

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watch russian porn instead

it's terrifying

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I can understand most of what the russians say in those pornos
this does not make it better
saw one where they started talking about sheep fucking. For no reason.
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I didnt even realize russian porn was a thing

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