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Dedivax
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:05 pm 
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Discovered a way to masturbate with my pants on, this is going to be useful

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what you do is put your hand in the pants and...

seriously bro why did it take you this long to figure out how to fap with pants on

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Wait why would you fap with your pants on
or by pants do you mean underwear

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But it's uncomfortable if you're wearing jeans, the way I discovered is a bit better I think
Oh and it's useful if someone is walking in, you can hide your dick in a few seconds

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I got the hot squirts at a restaurant tonight, so I had to sit on a public toilet. Oh god.

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You didn't have to. You just drop your pants, bend over, and put your hands on the stall door to keep yourself from being propelled forward by the shitstream.

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yeah you guys need to learn how to shit in public

its kind of important

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I'm too scared to poop in a bathroom that is in my house so I hike to the nearest wooded area, shoo all the woodland animals away, and shit my brains out.

I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM LOOK HOW CLEVER MY SOLUTION IS

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But other people shit there.

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put one of those paper things down

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soon in school we have to practice putting condoms on dildo's for sex ed

tbh i'm mostly looking forward to using the beer goggles ahahah

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there's a casino in melbourne that has really nice toilets

like, really nice toilets

best toilets in melbourne

10/10 would poop again

it's where I take all of my pooping business
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I just avoid public toilets because there's no telling what the last person had who sat on it.

Crabs and shit, dog.

Luckily, I don't need to shit often so this problem doesn't happen often. It hasn't happened in a few years now.
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