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Superior Bacon
 Post subject: fuck the pain away
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:33 pm 
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i'm getting to the point where i just want to have sex with someone and i dont really care who

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:46 pm 
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bacon let's have buttsex and then cuddle and eat chocolate and stuff

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Superior Bacon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:50 pm 
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but le Great Handsome Oppressor youre in france and france is so very far away

why do you tease me so :'(

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:53 pm 
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France isn't so far away. All you have to do is rub a block of cheese into your armpits while chanting, "There's no place like France," three times.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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It has to be the right kind of cheese though. Otherwise you'll wake up next to a Wisconsin man.

I'm never making that mistake again. It's already happened twice.

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Shad
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Bacon wrote:
but le Great Handsome Oppressor youre in france and france is so very far away

why do you tease me so :'(

for secret santa I'm flying you from the US to my bed

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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best secret santa ever

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Great Handsome Oppressor you're not suppose to tell!
Now you're out of the secret santa thing.
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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oops no buttsex

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Thats a very familiar feeling that has gotten me into more crazy escapades than I can count
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Superior Bacon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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it'd be really awesome if i could get into crazy escapades

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Crazy escapades don't get into themselves. GO HAVE A BACON ADVENTURE.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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But a safe and responsible adventure! And dont be a Karilyn and give us so many TMI details about it that it just becomes creepy
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