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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:22 pm 
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Some guys can, others it takes a while. Give me 5 or so minutes and I'm usualy good to go again.

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Its not even a matter of being able to. The drive just dissapears altogether.
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Laides, always remember to go pee after sex

It keeps you from getting UTIs and not being able to bone for half a month.

I was always so good about it until last Friday when I was too busy cuddling to get up and look where it got me

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Gryewolf
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Men, please remember to pee before sex.
Because peeing afterwords is going to hurt, and linger.

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Weird fact about myself, somewhat related to the conversation about reload time
I usually have two orgasms when I come.

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Shot gun.

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I don't think I'll ever understand why people like sex so much. Granted, I have no idea what it's like, but it sounds more annoying than anything.

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orgasm = good

orgasm with someone you like/love/find attractive = more good

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It brings you closer to someone you love or at least like, as close as two people can be.
Plus it just feels good. And people tend to like things that bring them pleasure.


But even if I pee before orgasm, I always have to pee after.

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Goddamnit, I have mustard gas farts.

I can't stop blasting them out, and I feel like my booty is melting.

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From what I remember reading, sex actually releases some chemicals in the brain to strengthen the bond between the individuals. From that same thing I read, it's apparently good to have sex then when taking care of a child.
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We'll let the boys from The Lonely Island and Akon field this one.


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If I just wanted an orgasm I could just give it a bit of a jerk around. I like the togetherness of sex.

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I don't think I'll ever understand why people like sex so much. Granted, I have no idea what it's like

Well here's your explanation.

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