AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If it doesn't go away, which I imagine it wont on its own, you might have to get it removed.

Ive recently bruised my penis for the first time ever. Pretty frightening at first with all the swelling and discoloration until I realized what was going on. I mean ALL OVER all the way down to the base when erect was one solid shade of black/purple.

whenever i read/watch bondage porn i always want to yell at them that they're doing it wrong

because they are


mc how the fuck did you do that

How the fuck did you manage that?
Were you trying to fuck a car?

Enthusiastic sexual intercourse.

How do you think??? I was, to be blunt, pounding the fuck out of someone for upwards of 45 minutes. I think its a miracle that Ive never had it happen before when I think about it

i love how we only ever hear about your girlfriends or whatever when they're mentioned in the tmi thread
or do you even have a girlfriend
this is a mystery to me

Currently, yes. Youre my FB friend I thought you should know that.

Also its not JUST here. Ive pined for lost loves of days past in PICS OR GTFO and others before.

45 minutes? Impressive.

I want to fuck until my dick turns purple too!
I will begin training.

Yeah I kinda had to. As embarassing as it is to admit, Ive got like no reload. At all. Once Im done Im spending the next 3 hours cuddling up to you. Thats why I try to do absolutely everything I can to get my partner off before I even think about myself. Just not fair otherwise.

Isn't this kinda normal?
I'm kinda the same way, I try to focus on my partner before myself if only the fact that I'll get spent and be useless.

Sat down in the shower because I kind of feel like shit, sit there for a long-booty time, turned off the water because it was cold and started fapping

Dad comes in just before I cum, so I stop stroking but I cum anyway, because I was really fucking close.

He didn't notice, thank god for shower doors.

this may come as a surprise to you but not every female monitors your facebook for any change in status
(also i just never look at anyone's profiles anymore
except maybe peter's because i'm a creeper)

Not what I meant. Just that the information is readily available and not much of a mystery is all

i thought most guys couldnt go right after, anyway. at least not without some respite.