AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I was just heading off to bed
but I browsed and saw this thread.
The time is now after three
bow do I have to pee...

I must write letters for my Intermediate Theater.
If I don't pass this class, then I can still be a Wal-Mart Greeter.

The walmart greeters aren't so bad
it's a job. if I had one I'd be certainly glad
I need to be hired
job hunting is making me tired
Not having a job is making me mad.

What what in the butt.

That rhyme is very obscene.
To shit post, one can't be keen
Especially one so unclean.

Ah, a chance to converse in rhyming,

it couldn't have a better timing.

With everyone so tense and ready to fight,

rhyming their tensions away can make things right.

Unless they hate speaking this way,

which means this I shouldn't say.

This thread should be fun
Oh look, 1 post in and butts
1,2,3 and done

To be honest this forum is really quite loud

with will-billy and spoony and AngusMcloud

as i type this i eat an orange

then i chew and... I...

fuck

Ftfy.


Some people claim you can't rhyme certain words.

I think those claims are made of dirty turds.

You see when an aubergine is ripe its colour is purple.

But for ripeness to happen its planted soil must be fertile.

>purple

>fertile

>NOPE.jpg

That's not a rhyme, you fucking noob.
Get with the program, this will end with tube.

Come now, let's not threaten Billy.
He's just being a little silly.

I might say potato to your potato.

You might say tomato to my tomato.

'Cos pronunciation is indeed a wonderful thing.

As regional dialect might affect the way you sing.

It allows words like crocodile.

Both to rhyme with the word fertile.

As well as words like until.

To rhyme again with fertile.

I quite agree with DoNotDelete
Word choice does vary with region
For off in some lands, bray becomes bleat
And that we call group becomes legion

Now, my good friends, let's get back on course
Before this thread becomes locked
I don't intend for my meaning to be coarse
As intention on the web becomes blocked

So for this edict, I thusly decree:
"No further posts without rhyming expression"
If you have issue then come straight to me
We'll settle it quick, without much digression

And so for the chap who follows my post
May you be rhymeful; and of your words, make the most!

i do say you are wrong, although it may seem rude

purple and fertile rhyming only happens, when mouth is glued

the spelling is dissimilar

although the sounds are familliar

i'm afraid the rhymes you say just are't true