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 Post subject: I don't even know at this point...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:59 am 
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I was just heading off to bed
but I browsed and saw this thread.
The time is now after three
bow do I have to pee...

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:35 am 
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If I don't pass this class, then I can still be a Wal-Mart Greeter.

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:09 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
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What what in the butt.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:10 pm 
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That rhyme is very obscene.
To shit post, one can't be keen
Especially one so unclean.

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
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Ah, a chance to converse in rhyming,

it couldn't have a better timing.

With everyone so tense and ready to fight,

rhyming their tensions away can make things right.

Unless they hate speaking this way,

which means this I shouldn't say.


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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:14 pm 
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This thread should be fun
Oh look, 1 post in and butts
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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:49 am 
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To be honest this forum is really quite loud

with will-billy and spoony and AngusMcloud

as i type this i eat an orange

then i chew and... I...

fuck

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:03 am 
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Will-Billy wrote:
To be honest this forum is really quite loud

with will-billy and spoony and AngusMcloud

as i type this i eat an orange

then i chew and suck on a lozenge

Ftfy.


Some people claim you can't rhyme certain words.

I think those claims are made of dirty turds.

You see when an aubergine is ripe its colour is purple.

But for ripeness to happen its planted soil must be fertile.

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:57 pm 
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>purple

>fertile

>NOPE.jpg

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:15 am 
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That's not a rhyme, you fucking noob.
Get with the program, this will end with tube.

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:18 am 
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Come now, let's not threaten Billy.
He's just being a little silly.

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:47 am 
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>purple

>fertile

>NOPE.jpg

I might say potato to your potato.

You might say tomato to my tomato.

'Cos pronunciation is indeed a wonderful thing.

As regional dialect might affect the way you sing.

It allows words like crocodile.

Both to rhyme with the word fertile.

As well as words like until.

To rhyme again with fertile.

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:51 am 
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I quite agree with DoNotDelete
Word choice does vary with region
For off in some lands, bray becomes bleat
And that we call group becomes legion

Now, my good friends, let's get back on course
Before this thread becomes locked
I don't intend for my meaning to be coarse
As intention on the web becomes blocked

So for this edict, I thusly decree:
"No further posts without rhyming expression"
If you have issue then come straight to me
We'll settle it quick, without much digression

And so for the chap who follows my post
May you be rhymeful; and of your words, make the most!

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 Post subject: Re: Having a wonderful time while conversing in rhyme
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:13 pm 
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i do say you are wrong, although it may seem rude

purple and fertile rhyming only happens, when mouth is glued

the spelling is dissimilar

although the sounds are familliar

i'm afraid the rhymes you say just are't true

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