1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:06 pm

Trygve wrote:

Kooloo-Limpah!

You shouldn't have done that.

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

BEN DROWNED
(in his backyard pool who's ladder disappeared mysteriously)

shazza · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:51 pm

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:10 pm

Marcato wrote:

I had a friend in high school that only sat in her boyfriend's lap all lunch period. They didn't say anything, just sat there. And facebattled every ten minutes or so. They've been dating for almost two years now.

to be honest i don't think peter and i talked very much
if we did i don't remember what about

I LOST ALL MEMORY IN THE FOG OF MAKEOUTS
(just kidding)

also we probably didn't talk much because he is a quiet person so most of what was said came out of my mouth
as you all should know i am a very talkative person

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

Lyra wrote:

I LOST ALL MEMORY IN THE FOG OF MAKEOUTS

u know it bby~

shazza wrote:

I love when, in movies, when two characters start making out they make all these weird like...breathing sounds??? THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN

At least it's never happened to me

I know how to breathe like a normal human being when my mouth is open, apparently

I think the breathing sounds has to do with the fact that breathing with your mouth at that moment would mean breathing directly into the other person's throat.

Oh and also, heavy breathing would be more sexy I guess?? I dunno

Stranaton · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:51 pm

a really interested boom operator.

Avengifier · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:30 pm

Agh it feels like I've been punched in the stomach.
blue balls ow ow

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

You know the cure

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:31 pm

Terraem wrote:

I found this truly awful thing yesterday evening through the 4Chan /adv board. Disregard anything I say if you don't want to crush your wordview anymore than it already is.

Apparently this girl's mother passed away last year and her father has been getting more and more frustrated as of late. At a certain point he started touching her unappropriately while giving hugs.
At first she posted a thread in the /adv board asking if maybe she was overreacting or if there was a real problem. Anon was mostly the usual dick about it.

Then she posted another thread that he hugged her and then started touching her breasts and eventually slipped a hand in her underwear. By this point she was ofcourse getting scared of her dad.
That evening after she took a shower and walked out of the bathroom wearing a towel her dad came up and pulled the towel off. He then proceeded to pin her against the wall and sexually assaulted her (I'd rather not get more into details).

At first she was horrified, but apparently now they have an agreement that she will get him off as much as he likes. In return he won't rape her.

Proceed to be properly and deeply disgusted as I am.

Bringing this back from a couple of pages.

I read though this yesterday and came back to see if it updated today, it really saddens me that she deleted all the evidence but I hope its still out there and somehow this will resolve for her.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:42 pm

hey guys u kno peter n i did stuff while he was here
i tickled him for like ten minutes straight once

im a durty gurl

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:52 pm

Prayed to the boner gods today before my date to bless me with a flaccid penis throughout the day

it worked

TheOtherMC · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:33 pm

I help those who help themselves

hotb · **Posted:** Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:08 pm

The Willow Witch wrote:

I read though this yesterday and came back to see if it updated today, it really saddens me that she deleted all the evidence but I hope its still out there and somehow this will resolve for her.

Unless she specifically got them deleted (which I doubt she did) the original /adv/ threads will be archived on http://archive.no-ip.org/

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:21 pm

i got a blister on my foot over the summer
it never went down and it was really painful
then it started developing a callous and it's giant and my entire toe hurts somehow
it kind of makes walking painful

aaaargh wat do

hotb · **Posted:** Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:24 pm

I have a spot on the inside of my elbow, my elbow pit? It's weird, I've never had a spot that wasn't on my face.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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