AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Careful not to get soap in your dick.
That shit stings.

oh my god you people are disgusting and more stupid than i previously thought

do you have the secret dick washing knowledge cafall

yes

let's do the secret dickshake to prove it

it only works if they are squeaky clean

wait okay am I like

shaking your dick, or

are you shaking mine

maybe we both just shake our own dicks? and just like, watch each other?

oh my jesus take it to PMs you two

this thread is really gay

Just the way we like it.

okay you clearly have not learned the art from the secret dick illuminati

imposter, prepare to be impaled














































(on our dicks)

its really fucking weird to be sitting next to a couple ravenously making out.


like really fucking awkward and weird

Seriously
Not knowing how to wash your dick
Have none of you ever heard of Smegma
That shit be nasty
You learn to avoid it at all costs, dude

I hate going to the movies and the couple, next, infront of, and or behind me, is/are sucking eachothers faces off.

I feel so comfortable at my aunts now that I have no trouble pooping here. I usually cant because I'm nervous and stuff, but at home and my aunts I can poop like a boss.


Plus her bathroom smells like lemon. always

I don't mind couples making out a bit in public. But it does tend to get kind of uncomfortable when you're sitting next to them and they seem to try and find new ways to suck each others' tonsels out.