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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:23 pm 
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Fucker, I don't like water and unlike you I know how to clean my god damn dick.

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I don't apply soap to my penis in a way for it to get crusty. Washing yourself isn't that hard people. Just use plenty of water and don't overdo it on the other stuff.

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I did not know I was above the average in dick-cleaning ability. It's always just rub a dub dub I'm out of the tub.

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Vax
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Yep this thread still makes me pretty sad

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Spoony
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vax

I'm so bad with my dick bro

how do I dick
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Tall-Hatted Yanimae
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
Yep this thread still makes me pretty sad

I dunno, It makes me pop flyin'

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Don't worry Spoon I'm writing a book it will answer all your burning questions.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae
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Spoony
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Hahah man

that's still not as funny as dudes not knowing how to bathe

sorry bro
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Gryewolf
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I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.

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Superior Bacon
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how to clean a dick:

step 1. apply soap
step 2. apply water
step 3. repeat as needed

congratulations you all have clean dicks now

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From what I've read soap isn't really that good for your genitalia, at least if applied often.

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Gryewolf
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I have a special bath scrubber for my dick/balls.
I don't use it for anything else.

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Superior Bacon
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well if you have a vagina dont use soap

it stings like all hell goddamn

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae
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Bar soap, don't ever use there


Depends on the soap you use

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