AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'd like to get an interview too, please.

I promise, there will only be a little hitting involved.

Can I have an interview? I promise to answer all the questions... That I like.

hey
whens my interview
hey

Requests are closed at this time. There's a list on page 50 that shows who I'm interviewing.

BurntToShreds Interviews: Fatehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now right off the bat, are you male or female?

Male. (It's weird because my last name is Mael.)

What kind of comics do you read? Western comics, manga, webcomics, etc., which ones are your favorites and could you give us some recommendations?

I mainly read webcomics (Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Saturday Night Mudkipz) with a little bit of manga here and there (Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto pre/early Shippuden). That Awkward Zombie comic is terrible, though.

Your profile says that you are interested in hats? What kind of hats are your favorite?

Bigger is better. Anyway, I only really said that because I'm a TF2 addict, but eh.

What's it like where you live in general? Are the people nice, do they tip their hats as you walk by? Anything interesting to do around there?

I live in Great Falls, Montana. Honestly, most of the people are decent, if not complete idiots. As for anything interesting about them, I'm pretty sure every person downtown is in a gang of some sort.

As you may know, there is a 48% chance that one of your friends may be a ham sandwich in disguise. Have any of your friends been showing any odd behavior lately?

Well, I did eat one of my friends alive. I really hope he was a ham sandvich. If not, that's one funeral I'm not attending.

Now let's wrap this up. If you could eliminate one website at the expense of your mortal soul, which one would it be and why?

Awkward Zombie. I joke, I joke. I would probably get rid of 4Chan since /v/ already took my soul as well as my mind and sense of morality.

Up next: Whoever I can find on my current list that is online.

The master list is on Page 50. I will tell you when I am ready to accept interview requests again.

I was on page 1 and never got an interview
Also its hard to request over bans

Prior to each person's interview perhaps there should be reader's questions that Burnt can use. Or should those only be requested via PM?

I'm going to interview someparts next.

my body is ready

BurntToShreds Interviews: somepartsareme

Now, right off the bat, are you male or female?

I'm a dude.

Okay. What kinds of videogames do you play? Could you list some of your favorites?

Ever since the Uber Update I've been playing TF2 exclusively, but I used to like the touhou games too. I'm also starting to get into League of Legends.

Nice. So what other hobbies do you have besides videogames?

It really feels bad knowing I don't have any good answer to this question. I'm learning to play the clarinet if that counts? And I'm getting ready to write my story for NaNo.

Writer, huh? Interesting. Now, as you may or may not know. There is an 80% chance of anybody you meet on the Internet is actually a bear. Do you think you know of anybody suspicious?

One of my friends has come out of the bear closet, after going as Cosmic Luigi for a while. Other than that, no suspicions. Word on the street has it that Exeres has a thing for bears though.

I see. Now how bout them Japanese Animes? Do you like the MO-EH anime more or are you a fan of shonen (action)?

HA HA I used to be a giant goddamn weeaboo. I've been watching more anime recently (SZS, Paranoia Agent) and I just ordered some mango from Barnes and Noble, but at least it's good stuff this time. I'm not a fan of shonen or overly cutesy shit k-on.

I hear ya. Now, one last question: At the expense of your mortal soul, which website would you eliminate from the internet and why?

Reddit for making me sift through annoying circlejerk before I actually find something good.

That's it for today folks. Up next: Bill, since he didn't get an interview the first time around.

thank you for all your responses I feel so loved

Up next, I'm going to interview Dinosaur.

Goddamn I forgot this was ever started

MC, would you like to be next?

What um....okay? I was just remembering when Firestorm started this wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back when.

But sure