AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That made me a little sick to read.

Something tells me it's true, but I'd obviously rather it not be.

If that's true I'm horrified. Hell, even if it's not true then I'm horrified that someone would lie in such detail about sick shit like that.

But thinking about it, even if this one is fake then it probably does happen somewhere. Brain, a little broken and faith in humanity, a little bit more lost.

That's an odd/disgusting tumblr.

Odd if lies, disgusting if truth.

But even if that isn't true, shit like that still happens, and probably more than people wish to think about.

Still makes me sick to my stomach.

Haven't fapped for three days. Doing good so far, using Skyrim to keep my mind off of it.

Sometimes when I pee if there isn't enough for force in it, it doesn't come out in a stream

it fucking sprays everywhere

So weird

I hope you were sitting down.

That happened to me once too. I was standing.

It generally happens when I'm in the shower for some reason.

I dunno, I don't pee in the shower because I live with other people.

Whenever I eat soup my urine smells like soup for the next several hours

Supposedly if you eat beets a lot it'll turn your pee red

Someone do this and tell me what happens because I am incresingly curious but hate beets

Happened to a friend of mine once. Only happens to some people.

So in the Urine Trouble comic, the Spy was sorry that the Sniper had to eat beets?
I heard they're pretty gross.

Apparently there is a genetic disorder that makes your piss smell like maple syrup. People with the disorder can't break down proteins from their food or drink efficiently. For some reason this makes their piss smell like maple syrup.

Blatant lies so they have all the beet for themselves.
Pickled beet is best.