AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well I guess the authors of that book will go to jail for a year now!

In America they might, haha.

that's discrimination
uncut people unite

Negative. If something has scientific, artistic, or literary merit, it's not defined as obscene.

My biology class didn't go into the reproductive system because the school board told them not to because Health would do it.
All 4 health teachers didn't do that because they were told that Biology would do it.
My school system is utter shit, by the way.

Also, here's the American Sex Ed unit summed up in one word, multiple times:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"DON'T"
"PREGNANCY"
"ABSTINENCE"
"SHITFUCKASSDON'TYOUDARE"
That last one only counts because it's said really fast.

That's....

slightly exaggerated.

my health teacher said "do whatever you want, but do it with a condom."

he was a pretty cool guy

My school was actually pretty decent on sex ed. We never saw pictures unless we were doing STDs, but honestly no one saw them because no one wants to look at stage II syphilis. The diagrams that we got were of uncut penises and there was actually a part of the lesson that talked about foreskin and circumcision. I thought it was really funny when people had no idea what foreskin was or that circumcision was something that happened.

My sex ed was terrible. It was just like Punz said.

YOU TOUCH SOMEONE OF THE OPOSITE GENDER AND YOU WILL GET SUPER AIDS, HERPES AND GONORRHEA.

Is that the reason you started fancying your own gender? I'm just kidding, I know it doesn't work that way.

piss stories yaaay censored for what the fuck is wrong with my dick

so i'm taking a piss, right

stream decides it doesn't like going forward out of my dick, and that wall should really be painted yellow so it goes to the left VERY sharply.
quickly bend dick to pee IN the goddamned toilet.
go to get toilet paper to clean the piss off the wall.
clean it up, flush
while flushing, i drop the ENTIRE ROLL of toilet paper into the goddamn toilet.
it all flushes down, and makes a noise like a gurgling fart.

welp.

Did you hear this while all of that was going on?

Same has happened to me.
Except for the last two lines.

I found this truly awful thing yesterday evening through the 4Chan /adv board. Disregard anything I say if you don't want to crush your wordview anymore than it already is.

Apparently this girl's mother passed away last year and her father has been getting more and more frustrated as of late. At a certain point he started touching her unappropriately while giving hugs.
At first she posted a thread in the /adv board asking if maybe she was overreacting or if there was a real problem. Anon was mostly the usual dick about it.

Then she posted another thread that he hugged her and then started touching her breasts and eventually slipped a hand in her underwear. By this point she was ofcourse getting scared of her dad.
That evening after she took a shower and walked out of the bathroom wearing a towel her dad came up and pulled the towel off. He then proceeded to pin her against the wall and sexually assaulted her (I'd rather not get more into details).

At first she was horrified, but apparently now they have an agreement that she will get him off as much as he likes. In return he won't rape her.

Proceed to be properly and deeply disgusted as I am.

I don't believe a word of it.