AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, you get the RRoD, dispite the fact that it's an original XBox.

I wish I had more Beatles songs in my collection.

Granted.

BUT THEY'RE REMAKES. By an artist you don't like.


I wish i had sleeves on my shirt. My arms are cold.

Granted. But there so long they tie you up evey time you walk. But at least your not cold.

I wish Alice would turn down the suck (SORRY)

Granted but everyone else suck levels skyrocket. Destroying the world.

I wish I was never allowed to wish again.

Granted.

I wish i knew how to make animated icons out of videos.

I wish The Willow Witch would stop saying things about me. I don't suck!

granted, but u were caught and u go to jail.
I wish I had feathered wings to fly.

Granted, you can't walk anymore.

I wish Alice would stop being forumstupid.

Granted. You become worse.

I wish for true wuv.

Granted, everyone else hates you.

I wish Katie Teidrich didn't attract jerks.

Granted. She attracts everyone els thats retarded.

I wish i had more cotton candy.

Granted. She attracts creeps instead. FFFFF


I wish the local creep-o in my town didn't exist. She fucking freaks me OUT.

Granted, but now everyone in town is too normal and boring. They find you in your room with a death note, saying, "GODDAMN THIS TOWN IS BORING."

I wish for Honey Bunches of Oats.

Granted. You are given a bunch of honey with unsweetened, unprocessed oats in it.

Good luck trying to eat it.


I wish i didn't post at the same time as The Willow Witch, cuz now i feel bad.

Granted, but YELLOW SUBMARINE.

Feel free to interpret that any way you wish.

I wish I could stop listening to the Beatles. They made me do that^.