AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've never heard that argument before by any credible source in the first place.

So apparently I've been cut and I just figured out when this discussion started.
Sort of pop flyin', uncut dicks look weird to me.












Well at least I'm not arrested for public indecency whenever I fly.

How do you just like, find out you're cut, at that age

It's not like I ever asked or was told.

But, it looks so different from each other.

I suppose if you never see an uncut penis then you will just assume that everyone looks like you do

This, essentially.

Then I discovered the wonderful world of pornography.
And after a while I came across some uncut ones and was all "whoa wait what is this shit"

How does being 'cut' protect you from HIV at all?

I thought it was a way of parents trying to stop their children from jacking off.

God, morning boners make me so angry. Like, goddamnit, penis, I can't just go wake up and walk out the door with you like that, my parents are out there.

As mentioned before, boners like to spring up at the worst times.

It was, but I'll let you in on something.


It doesn't work.

I don't get the issue with random boners. I try to always have my dick pointed up in case of such an event and it's not like anyone's staring at my crotch to see if there's a bulge. Helps that I wear "tighty-whities" so it stays in place.

Also put pants on before you walk out of your room. Problem solved.

Yeah seriously guys. Not that hard to hide a boner unless y'all are swingin like 9 inch pipes over there.

I only get random boners in school.
Which means eyes everywhere.
And someone will notice. They almost always do.