AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This is the adventure of Blargstein Marphious A.K.A. Sky. Join her in her great adventure in the region of Kanto where she'll befriend Pokemon and learn how to become the best Trainer in the world.

Current Team:
1. Wartortle
2. Charmeleon
3. Eevee
4. Slithers
5. Nicknape
6. Egg

Pokemon:
Wartortle-Male
Charmeleon-Male
Eevee-Female
Eevee-Male
Pottish (Oddish-Female)
Badfish (Magikarp-Male)
Nicknape (Snorlax-Male)
Burnie (Pikachu-Female)
Pika (Pikachu-Male)
SOHCAHTOAH (Porygon)
Slithers (Ekans-Female)
Bob Dole (Zubat-Male)
Pichu Egg

Pokemon Adventure Vol. 2


Picture by: Odds

Cover Art

Pokemon Adventure Vol. 1

Picture by: Airigh

Guest Art
Sky! Use EMBER!

By: betrippin

Erika V. Sky

By: Coriserai

Pkmn Trainer Sky wants to battle!

By: Karilyn

Adventure in the Sky

By: gigoergong

Sky's Excited

By: Head of The Brothel

Spongedav the Cubone

By: gigoergong

Sky's New Hat

By: Odds

Sky X Gary

By: gigoergong

Chibi Sky

By: Airigh

Sky's Confession

By: Odds

Watch out for the cyclops:

By: Odds

"Sky's Dress up Game" creations!
By: BANANA By: Odds By: Airigh
By: Cafall By: mpmon0 By: Odds
By: Echo Mastermind By: Fooflyer By: Tatzel

>Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is Prof. Oak, you may call me the Pokemon Professor.
I heard you recently received a Trainer's License, now tell me...

Are you a boy or a girl?

I'm a hermaphrodite, you insensitive S.O.B.

But I'm technically female.

IF I MUST HAVE A GENDER.

>Prof. Oak is interested about the fact that you are a hermaphrodite but due to your looks (tiddies) he decides that it's probably better to pretend you're a girl.

"Alright, what is your name?"

Blargstein Marphious.

Just call me Sky, please. It's... a LOT easier to pronounce.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Just give me the Charmander, you son of a bitch.

My name is... L.

>Alright Blargephio-... Sky your new adventure is about to begin, Let's Go!


>You realize that you have been dreaming of Prof. Oak. You never actually met your father and wonder what could have happened to him.
You wake up in your room. It has a bed, a computer and a nes. There is a staircase that leads to the living room where your mother is watching T.V. and a window which leads to the roof.
You have been summoned by Prof. Oak to receive your new Pokemon.

>

Assault the lab and run off with Charmander.

Get the Squirtle.

Make Prof. Oak a pokemon.

Find Gary and poke him in the eyes.

Go to the nearest town with a PokeMart to buy some mattresses for your bed. God, that thing is stiff.

>You run out of your house without even waving good-bye to your mom and reach the lab.
You find your Rival, Gary, there,
"Hey Gramps isn't here yet but... hey what are you doing!"

You take the charmander

"Put that back now!"



>You put the charmander back and grab the squirtle instead.
"Stop it!" Gary yells. You remember he used to be your friend when the two of you were little. Lately he had been a real booty to you.


>Gary was Prof. Oak's grandson. You wonder what Prof. Oak would look like as a pokemon... probably blocky yet wrinkly.


>You stop daydreaming long enough to draw grab a pencil and poke Gary in the eyes,
"Gahhh! What the hell" he screams while one of his eyes starts bleeding.


>Prof. Oak's aids heard the commotion and one of them grabs your arm. You start day dreaming again. This time you wish your mom wasn't so cheap and that she hadn't given you that mattress she found in the dumpster the other day.