AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but the servers are rarely up because Blizzard stopped caring.

I wish my mom's boyfriend wasn't an asshole by deleting my one character I worked so hard on.

Granted but your mom's boyfriend remains an asshole in all other ways.

I wish that there were never any more commercials and it didnt affect the economy whatsoever.

Granted.

The best part of the Superbowl is now gone.

Thanks a lot. D:



I wish i remembered to bring my jacket.

granted. But its the tread bear itchie one that your grandma gave you when you where little.

and its PANK.

I wish i had a blue potion.

Granted.

But the chu jelly went bad in your satchel before you gave it to the guy.

Instead of refilling all your health and magic, you lose all your health and magic.

You better hope you have a fairy.



I wish i had a fairy friend. <3

Granted. You got me.


I wish I had a fairy in a bottle.

That's a good thing! *joy*


Granted. You forgot the airholes.

You fairy DIES.


I wish i could meet Ganondorf.

Granted, her kidnaps you.

I wish I could meet Link~

Um granted and i wish to have wings.

you didn't warp the wish. learnt he rules of the game before you play it.


Granted. You're wings, however, are made of wax and you fly too close to the sun, they melt, and you fall into the sea. blub blub blub.


I wish i had the guts to tell my friend Megan that i don't like the fact that she talks to me like i'm 6.

Granted, but he "accidentaly" cut your head off. hahahaha!

I wish I could see my dragon named Jasper.

You see your dragon but it's dead.
I wish noobs would have some common sense for once.

Granted. But the people who aren't noobs don't. This forum slowly makes everyone retarded.


I wish the local town creep wasn't using the computer across from me. *shudder*

Granted, he's using the computer next to you.

Trying this again:

I wish to meet Link.

Granted. But hes a guy named Link and issent the one from LoZ.

I wish i had an Xbox 360.