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Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

There is no circumstance that can argue away assault and battery charges. "Fighting words" do not exist in law. The only thing that could is self-defense, and even then it only works if the amount of defense was in proportion to the threat. Meaning you don't use a car to attack someone not intending harm.

Akio · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:22 pm

Reading Sonichu is painful.
All the dialogue sounds so forced. Chris has no idea how to tell a character's back story seamlessly It's just like, "Blake, you were BORN AS AN ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD but now YOU'RE TWENTY and IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY."
I know he has autism and it affects his ability to communicate so... I guess it's excusable?
It's still really bad. lolimpointingoutheobviousimsocool

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:46 pm

KIDS IT'S TIME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
SONICHUUUUUUUUU!

Kamak · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:58 pm

Akio wrote:

Reading Sonichu is painful.
All the dialogue sounds so forced. Chris has no idea how to tell a character's back story seamlessly It's just like, "Blake, you were BORN AS AN ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD but now YOU'RE TWENTY and IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY."
I know he has autism and it affects his ability to communicate so... I guess it's excusable?
It's still really bad. lolimpointingoutheobviousimsocool

Well, I think the reason he had to point out the age as an obvious thing is because usually all of his comics are dated, and people picked up on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu were only in their single digits and fucking like bunnies.

So he had to retcon the ages so they're REALLY TRULY legal.

I'm surprised that even with ED provoking him about "underage upstanding member of society porn" that he had enough of an idea to just retcon the ages like that... I really would have expected something even more stupid and lazy like "Sonichu is 7 in human years, but 21 in Sonichu years".

Then again, this is still a stupid handwave.

Sammich Monster · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:08 am

Oh good God did he just use "kawaii" unironically
I feel sick

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:42 am

It hurts to look at, why does everybody have those lines?

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:32 am

I...I think it's supposed to show they have fur...

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Blitz Walrus wrote:

It hurts to look at, why does everybody have those lines?

It's something he stole from Peanuts. It's supposed to show that they're tanning or something stupid.

Also dear god someone leaked an album Chris made sometime in the last year.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Oh sweet captain christwagons. It's horrible.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:18 am

Quote:

9 August: Chris calls out Alec. Then, he appears outside, dressed in an ill-fitting miniskirt and a red muscle bra. Chris then "digs up" Patti and wears her as a coat while humming "Goodbye Horses" and making references to The Silence of the Lambs.

why is cwcki trolling us?

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

vealin99 wrote:

why is cwcki trolling us?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTS2n3A7Gzc

Freya · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:15 am

I don't know what to make of this page.
The lines look hideous.
There's so much distortion that it's stupid.
Guitar Hero? lololz gaiz i kan plai gitar cuz of gitar hiro.

I need more brain bleach, I KNOW THERE'S SOME LEFT.

EDIT: NEW PAGE. 8D

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:31 pm

Is no one going to add snark to the comic pages?

Also this: (WARNING: BAD SINGING AHEAD!!)

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Oh right, Blanca.

A long time ago, in the depths of /v/, someone hatched a clever plot. They would pretend to be a female interested in Chris, and trick him into doing stupid things. This went perfectly, even though the two pictures of Blanca sent to Chris were very clearly different women. In fact, Chris noticed that she had green eyes in one photo and blue eyes in another, but he just assumed she wore colored contacts. The full story on her will never be known, as the main troll behind it turned out to be a lulzcow in his own right. What I do know is that the Jigglypuff...thingy is an OC "she" came up with and Chris co-opted her. Blanca would then somehow trick Chris into sending her all of his medallions (All four of them), and someone else using her identity would secure the first nudes of Chris. This all happened over the course of six weeks.

During all of this, Chris would write the first half of Sonichu #8. He was still working on the spring break episode when Blanca "broke up" with him, ED acquired pictures of his bent wang, his medals were destroyed, and Little Big Planet came out. It would be three months before he could scrape something together.

somepartsareme · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:49 pm

Last night I streamed the entire album in the tinychat. creakyAccordian, Zang, and I are now immortal

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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