AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's what I want to fucking know.

Sleep-dipping.

You need to see a hypno-therapist, you're clearly under the delusion that your dick is an oreo.

i think you just answered your own question

I don't drink my semen.

you didn't drink your own pubes, either

time changes all

Goddammit where the fuck is scooby doo when you need them.

i think this is out of the myster gang's jurisdiction

not out of gyrewolf's though

or well, more like his milk was in his jurisDICKtion

Well, I don't have school or work tomorrow.

Guess it's time to porn.

I'm cut but I really don't want to be because of the whole "makes your dick feel less sensitive" thing.
Also the fact that my parents consented to have my penis chopped up without anesthesia when I was less than 4 days old :\

Don't see what the big deal about less sensitivity is. Shouldn't that be better since you can last longer?

Of course you don't.

Because I'm the one sticking my dick in your milk. I plant the pubes to convince you that you're a crazy dick dipper.

why the flying fuck does anyone do this ever?

why the flying fuck is this legal?!?

a lot of people consider it to be under "cruel and unusual"

but yeah, anesthesia is not a common practice with circumcisions.

once again, why it's a horrible idea and anyone considering it for their child for non-religious purposes needs to really rethink how stupid that is