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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:38 pm 
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they also started doing it because they thought it would cut down on masturbation somehow
see how well that worked out

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That's really stupid. Foreskin rocks as long as you keep it clean.

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
That's really stupid. Foreskin rocks as long as you keep it clean.

See, I don't clean my dick, so it's best that I'm circumcised.

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Exeres wrote:
See, I don't clean my dick, so it's best that I'm circumcised.

What the actual fuck.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Chekt wrote:
Most people actually view being circumsized as more attractive and desirable

I always wondered about how that. Like get circumcised/use our pills and your dick will grow 5 inches/use our chest wax stuff == suddenly get chicks when you weren't able to before. How is that supposed to work if you're not constantly walking about topless or whipping chicks in the face with your dick.
In any normal situation, you'd get the chick before she even knows what you look like without clothes. And it's rather unrealistic that someone would run away from you cause you're not circumcised.

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Just me, then.

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Also, in case it wasn't clear, I was joking.

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Gryewolf wrote:
THANKS FOR THE INFO BACON <3<3<3

YOU FUCKING LOVE MY TMI



also uncut dicks kind of freak me out just because when the foreskin is up it looks like the end of a hot dog

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I love my turtle neck. It's got three freckles on it in the shape of a triforce.
Everytime I look at it I find more freckles.

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Gryewolf wrote:
I love my turtle neck. It's got three freckles on it in the shape of a triforce.
Everytime I look at it I find more freckles.


Cancer. Stop suntanning your foreskin Grye

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No, fuck you.

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No, fuck you.

With your weird, freckly foreskin?
No thanks.

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So seems like a good time to see who made the cut.

I'm one of them.

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I think the majority of the men in my family are cut.

Also I've noticed that the hairline of my crotch is slowly advancing up my shaft. It's strange.
And I'm probably not going to shave it.

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I'm so cut I can make a terrible joke about the abdominal muscles I don't have.

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