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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:46 pm 
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Does it make a difference for the problem at hand, though? I mean, if it's staying in the, ah, pipeline?


It can.
More disturbing

Sometimes I pull my foreskin back behind the head. I have a lot of excess foreskin and it hurts a bit to masturbate this way. But it is much more sensitive and feels amazing. I am able to shoot when I do it this way. However if I just masturbate normally. It kind of just bubbles at the top and drools off to the side. And because of the skin there can be some that is trapped between the skin and my penis and continues to slowly seep out up to a hour or two after.

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this is an interesting read

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:44 pm 
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all i can say is my one male friend once admitted he was uncut
my other friend's first response was immediately
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE A TURTLE???"

i actually had to walk away i was laughing so hard
he looked so goddamn excited like
'oh BOY i hope it looks like a turtle!'

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I don't know why some men have such strong feelings about circumcision. Frankly, I'm glad my parents got me cut when I was young.

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I dunno, /b/tards tend to get all aggressive about it.

Apparently the foreskin has a shitton of nerves, and is lubricated underneath?

Must make fapping easier, but from what I hear you don't last as long and it's not as pleasurable for the girl.

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i was supposed to get a new vibrator

mail came, no vibrator

there go my plans for the next 7 hours

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brb, lmao

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I don't understand why people cut the foreskin in the US?
Is it a religious thing? Because we don't do that in Europe like at all, as far as I know.

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I don't understand why people cut the foreskin in the US?
Is it a religious thing? Because we don't do that in Europe like at all, as far as I know.


For jews, yea. Other than that, nope.

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Well, I knew for Jewish people. I was just wondering if other religions did that.

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all of my female friends (and some male friends) seem to consider uncut dicks gross
like mention them and they just... shudder

and i just kind of sit there with a blank expression on my face because i don't see what's so gross about it at all

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Its just more of a tradition people do it just...cuz.
Most people actually view being circumsized as more attractive and desirable, so some parents do it so kids don't have to feel embarrassed.
There was a Penn and Teller's Bullshit! episode on circumcision I would suggest checking out.

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Oh no, there's skin there! Ewwwwwww.

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