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Bacon, it worries me tht you've done research on this.
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oh haha no my school just had hella druggie kids

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Who wants a rant about one's orgasm problems

If you are not one of them, don't hover over spoilers!

Remember kids, get a parental permission

Every time I fucking orgasm, sperm leaks out later after 10 minutes or so. I ranted about this before but daisies it, it will never go away.
I do everything I can to get every last drop out but nothing works, it just won't fuckin' shut it when it's supposed to.
I can't even continue my daily life because it feels so god daisies uncomfortable after.
Like I'm about to piss myself and the piss is right there in the penis.
It's a huge annoyance for me and drives me away from masturbation.
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Valbrandur wrote:
Who wants a rant about one's orgasm problems

If you are not one of them, don't hover over spoilers!

Remember kids, get a parental permission

Every time I fucking orgasm, sperm leaks out later after 10 minutes or so. I ranted about this before but daisies it, it will never go away.
I do everything I can to get every last drop out but nothing works, it just won't fuckin' shut it when it's supposed to.
I can't even continue my daily life because it feels so god daisies uncomfortable after.
Like I'm about to piss myself and the piss is right there in the penis.
It's a huge annoyance for me and drives me away from masturbation.


Hey are you cut or uncut Val?
I have the same problem with it coming out like 10 minutes later because I have excess foreskin.

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I'm uncut as far as I know.
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Valbrandur wrote:
I'm uncut as far as I know.


:psyduck: :psyduck:
Either you are or you aren't!

Whatever.

Anyways try to masturbate late at night. Then you don't have to worry. It will be dry by morning.

Disturbing ahead
Otherwise squeeze and milk yourself using a tissue to clean up. This should keep you clean.

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If your pig is in a blanket then you are uncut. If it is not then you are cut.

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Bacon wrote:
if it looks like it's wearing a turtleneck it's cut

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BACON.
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Bacon wrote:
if it looks like it's wearing a turtleneck it's cut


Not sure if trolling...

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wait i meant uncut

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Yeah, then it's uncut. It never got mentioned so it was almost certainly uncut but I'm always skeptical which is why I said 'as far as I know'.


Ame no Akai wrote:
Does it make a difference for the problem at hand, though? I mean, if it's staying in the, ah, pipeline?


I don't think it's in the pipeline for me actually. After some minutes, one deposit comes out. After some more, another deposit comes out, then after more minutes, again.

Variable duration and time between.

Edit: Some of it stays in pipeline of course but I doubt that all of it stays.


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