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YCobb
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Math boners are my thing

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One of my friends actually saw the dick of this one guy in my school who's go-to insult is making fun of people's dicks.
He's 3 inches when hard, apparently.
Oops?

As for random slightly left-curved boners... math. Why. Since when is the letter X sexy.

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TurboPunz wrote:
One of my friends actually saw the dick of this one guy in my school who's go-to insult is making fun of people's dicks.
He's 3 inches when hard, apparently.
Oops?

As for random slightly left-curved boners... math. Why. Since when is the letter X sexy.


How old is this person?

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TurboPunz wrote:
One of my friends actually saw the dick of this one guy in my school who's go-to insult is making fun of people's dicks.
He's 3 inches when hard, apparently.
Oops?

As for random slightly left-curved boners... math. Why. Since when is the letter X sexy.

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Gryewolf wrote:
TurboPunz wrote:
One of my friends actually saw the dick of this one guy in my school who's go-to insult is making fun of people's dicks.
He's 3 inches when hard, apparently.
Oops?

As for random slightly left-curved boners... math. Why. Since when is the letter X sexy.


How old is this person?

16.

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That's pretty sad. In both the pathetic and the pity kind of ways.

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So after a fapping session today, apparently I didn't clean it off thoroughly enough because my dick-head was stuck to my boxers.


OW OW OW OH GOD THE PAIN OWWWWWWWW

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That is the worst.

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after fapping my ears are just suddenly FULL OF WAX WHAT THE HELL THIS MAKES LITTLE TO NO SENSE

why does this happen? :psyduck:

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Your brain is trying to block out the horrible sound effects you make when you're jerkin' the gherkin.

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betrippin wrote:
after fapping my ears are just suddenly FULL OF WAX WHAT THE HELL THIS MAKES LITTLE TO NO SENSE

why does this happen? :psyduck:


For some reason my nose starts to run if I've been stuffed up.
Related, possibly?

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well that goes without saying

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coke and hookers are hella expensive. a speed ball is 125 around here.

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