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FatOldRobot
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:24 pm 
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I always seem to get a bonner in chem.

I don't even know why lol
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shazza
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I was going to say it's all that mitosis but then I remembered that you are in chem, not biology

I don't remember chem at all :<

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I only ever get spontaneous boners when I'm still in my pajamas, which is kind of the worst place to get one.

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Show it loud, show it proud! Be not ashamed of your casual boner!

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Have you ever woken up and had a painful boner?
Feels bad man.

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FatOldRobot
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Only when I fell asleep with my jeans on.
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Gryewolf wrote:
Have you ever woken up and had a painful boner?
Feels bad man.


Oh god man, like, every day.

Finally, someone who understands.

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shazza wrote:
I was going to say it's all that mitosis but then I remembered that you are in chem, not biology

I don't remember chem at all :<

Maybe he's thinking about arsoles. Dohohoho.

It's funny if you do chemistry and have an English accent, I promise.

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What sucks is that I'm curved, so it kinda feels even more awkward when I do get one.

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FatOldRobot
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When I get a boner, as soon as it goes away it somehow manages to sneak out of my boxers and into my pant leg.
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Rullett
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Just realised that my skin is so oily I get a build up on the top of my glasses. I might get some indrustial strength cleanser to burn my face off.

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Gryewolf
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I've been having extremely unwated boners all today.
3 times and it still wont leave me alone.
Gah.

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FatOldRobot
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Punch it in the snout to establish superiority.
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Gryewolf
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I should.
Ignoring it obviously doesn't work.

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shazza wrote:
Big dicks

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They're like. Unbalanced or something.

You know it bby~

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