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Gryewolf
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If I had a 13 inch dick I would become a superhero who would beat people into submission with it.

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Big dicks are weird looking

They're like. Unbalanced or something.

I've never quite understood the desire to have a huge dick when it's pretty much physically impossible to please anyone with one that's longer than like 8 inches

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Mr. Mander
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You would be surprised what people have fetishes for

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Gryewolf
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When I'm done with you anything else will feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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With that big a dick you might feel faint every time you get hard. Also I can't imagine how horrible a sudden boner in jeans would hurt.

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Gryewolf
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The human body only has so much blood.

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You'd at least notice the desk move if he got a 'sudden boner' in class.

'Sudden Boner' sounds like some kind of B-movie.

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FatOldRobot
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Jesus christ school boners.
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You'd at least notice the desk move if he got a 'sudden boner' in class.

'Sudden Boner' sounds like some kind of B-movie.


Teacher walks in the door. Desk goes flying through the air.

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ZenithOfChaos
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The entrance of the vagina is the most sensitive part. So, in a way, girth means more than length.

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Pffthaha.

I am so glad that I don't get spontaneous erections any more. I have no idea why I don't get them any more, however.

Also, I curve to the left.

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ZenithOfChaos
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I wonder what happens if someone has a spontaneous erection fetish. Never ending crouching tiger, hidden boner.

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FatOldRobot
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Mine aren't spontaneous, I know exactly when they're going to happen.



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Terraem
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I used to have a certain IT-class every wednesday and friday and for some odd reason I would always pop a fresh one about halfway through. To this day I have no idea why.

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Mine aren't spontaneous, I know exactly when they're going to happen.


In before psychic boner detective. The future is horny.

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