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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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That's hilarious Tales.

Pfff, girls.

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Yeah, I recall a thing where some girls at one of my schools went through a phase where thought they could tell the size of a guy's member by measuring across his palm from the wrist to the gap between the index and middle finger.

If only they knew how wrong they were.

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Yeah, I recall a thing where some girls at one of my schools went through a phase where thought they could tell the size of a guy's member by measuring across his palm from the wrist to the gap between the index and middle finger.

If only they knew how wrong they were.

Ladies~

I sure hope that you guys aren't trying this out right now to see how you 'measure up'.

That would trouble me.

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I didn't want to until you mentioned it.
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Yeah, I recall a thing where some girls at one of my schools went through a phase where thought they could tell the size of a guy's member by measuring across his palm from the wrist to the gap between the index and middle finger.

If only they knew how wrong they were.

Ladies~
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Mostly because that doesn't work.

Although the elementary girls at my camp that I counsel at did that once

and i have big hands
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And then Crush Bandicoot got all of the elementary girls.
what did i just type
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DoNotDelete wrote:
Yeah, I recall a thing where some girls at one of my schools went through a phase where thought they could tell the size of a guy's member by measuring across his palm from the wrist to the gap between the index and middle finger.

If only they knew how wrong they were.

Ladies~
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bodaciously facepalmed. oh god Dave, whyyyy

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13 what?

Inches, maybe?

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Man I haven't seen 13 inches since I covered half my penis.
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Man I haven't seen 13 inches since I covered half my penis.
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a 13-inch dick is only good for bludgeoning. good luck fitting that in anyone.

though it'd be pretty impressive to look at

big dicks are kind of majestic

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