AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Chinmaster can bite him and infect him with a beautiful chin.

Just like the Crimson Chin

i just burst out laughing really loudly and am now panting like a dumbass so i dont start laughing again

The joke was already there, just took a lot of work to refine it

oh neat if I tilt my head to catch the right shadows and suck my cheeks in I can see the shape of my skull

I have a scar on my lady parts from when my ex hurt me

I used to be more confortable with it but now I have to look at it all the time becaues I shave.

Feels bad

You could not shave. I don't think it's the necessity people treat it as sometimes. I think it'd be a hassle.

but Shaving ones lady parts just feels more hygienic. No smell. no blood int he hair. stuff like that.

I can't help but think someone already said this ages ago. shazza maybe.

It was me I said it

I'm always going on about my lady parts

I thought you had no parts at all after I used you for a cabin, man.

I shave my nether-regions (misspelled as neherreigons, autocorrected to herringbone) once every week or so, if i let it get too long after shaving it itches like crazy.

In other news I have to poop but school toilets are gross and disgusting and once had jizz on them and it makes me puke a little just thinking about using them.

Hold it in?
Squat over the toilet, hope that nobody walks in on you?
Do a drive-by pooping?

It was probably me seeing as I 1. talk to much and 2. hate hair ahhaha

Though if it truly bothers you that much, Willow, you could just trim? Keep the hair very short and it may cover the scar while still being cleaner than letting it grow out all the way. Though you may have to go through that whole "oh god it itches so much" stage again x:

weirdly enough today in science people voted me the most likely to have the biggest dick

it was kinda awkward when my friends started asking me about it ahahha

What the hell kind of school do you go to?