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YCobb
 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:48 pm 
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I like my women like I like my glasses...

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Wordsmith
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:13 pm 
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YCobb wrote:
Wide and covered in grass.

I like my women like I like my glasses...


A sight for sore eyes.

I like my women like I like my Homestuck...

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Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME

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You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.

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Vrominelli
 Post subject: Tall and Dense.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:20 pm 
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Strong and disgusting?

I like my women like The Statue of Liberty.

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Rinoko
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:21 pm 
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Green and pointy.

I like my women the way I like my computers.

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Wordsmith
 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:24 pm 
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Can watch porn with them.

I like my women how I like my women...

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME

Ame no Akai wrote:
You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.

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Chopstix
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I like my women like I like my trip to the zoo

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Wordsmith
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:51 pm 
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With animal poop on the sidewalk

I like my women how I like my baked beans...

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME

Ame no Akai wrote:
You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.

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Chopstix
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Not touched because I don't like the taste

i like my women like I like my tractor-trailer

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Wordsmith
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:54 pm 
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nothing but white trash on the inside

I like my women how I like my sex partners...

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME

Ame no Akai wrote:
You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.

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Chopstix
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:59 pm 
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okay with me crying for a good 30 minutes.

I like my women like I like my pillow.

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Vrominelli
 Post subject: I like 'em sweet.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:03 pm 
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But your woman IS a pillow!


I like my women how I like my cake.

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SaintCrazy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:09 pm 
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WITH LAYERS!

I like my women like I like my sandwiches

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Chopstix
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choclate

i like my women like I like my AZ jokes

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Rinoko
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Retarded?

I like my women how I like my eggs.

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Vrominelli
 Post subject: PICASSO!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:13 pm 
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Scrambled.

I like my women like fine works of art...

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