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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:40 pm 
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I like my gals, as I like my bottle openers.


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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:42 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:01 pm 
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Trygve wrote:
Horny.

I like my gals, as I like my bottle openers.


Always ready to screw.

I like my women as I like my glaciers.


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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:16 pm 
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I like my women the way I like my corn flakes.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:21 pm 
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need to turn in an already late paper tomorrow or i'll get a 0 on it and basically fail the classes

i napped all day instead


I like my women how i like my papers
long and full of BS.


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where on earth did you get japanese from?

i looked up mappen and i saw japanese food and binders pop up :psyduck:

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immobile and emotionally cold.

I like my women the way I like my corn flakes.


Wet and soggy. I like my women how i like my cellphones.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:27 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:34 pm 
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Meeting each other at 80 mph and 85 mph?

I like my women the way I like my Lovecraftian horrors.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:36 pm 
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I like my women like I like my pizza.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:38 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:41 pm 
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expensive and useless. I like my women how i like my books...

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
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I like my women like I like my pogo sticks.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:52 pm 
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Requiring complex rituals to even start with them.

I like my women the way I like my cereal.

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I like my women like I like my anime.

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I like my women as I like my video games.


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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
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